1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:35,205 --> 00:00:37,385 [wind blowing] 4 00:00:40,955 --> 00:00:44,215 [far-off rock music playing] 5 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:52,575 ["Eyes" by Wine Lips] 6 00:01:00,145 --> 00:01:02,415 ♪ Just trying to make it Till the weekend ♪ 7 00:01:02,415 --> 00:01:04,895 ♪ So I can close my eyes ♪ 8 00:01:04,895 --> 00:01:07,325 ♪ So stuck I hit another dead end ♪ 9 00:01:07,325 --> 00:01:09,025 ♪ What a big surprise♪♪ 10 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:11,025 - GPS: In 0.3 miles, turn right. 11 00:01:11,025 --> 00:01:12,635 - I get it. 12 00:01:12,635 --> 00:01:14,115 [turns music louder] 13 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:16,035 [phone ringing] 14 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:17,555 - [beep] - Hey, Mom. 15 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:19,165 [Mom speaks native language] 16 00:01:19,165 --> 00:01:20,515 - In 0.3 miles, turn right. - Goddamn it, shut up. 17 00:01:22,565 --> 00:01:24,785 - Mom, I'm not talking to you. It's the GPS. 18 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:31,225 - I don't know. I'm not there yet. 19 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:38,275 - Mom, I'm pretty sure that's illegal. 20 00:01:38,275 --> 00:01:40,055 - It's not illegal. I look it up. 21 00:01:40,055 --> 00:01:42,235 - [laughs] Okay. Bleach, got it. 22 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,585 - [phone beeps] - Anything else? 23 00:01:43,585 --> 00:01:45,405 Oh, Mom, it's Zack. One second. 24 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:46,675 - Who's Z-- - Hi, baby. 25 00:01:46,675 --> 00:01:49,585 I miss you. My mom says hi. 26 00:01:49,585 --> 00:01:51,675 ZACK: Hello? 27 00:01:51,675 --> 00:01:53,505 - [Zack cuts in and out] - Zack? 28 00:01:53,505 --> 00:01:55,075 - Can you hear me, babe? - Can you hear me? 29 00:01:55,075 --> 00:01:57,165 - [static]...the road? 30 00:01:57,165 --> 00:01:59,165 - Yeah, but I might lose you, 31 00:01:59,165 --> 00:02:00,855 'cause I'm about to make the turnoff. 32 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:02,425 [truck horn wails] 33 00:02:02,995 --> 00:02:04,865 Yep. Just missed it. 34 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,175 - ZACK: I don't know if you can hear me, 35 00:02:07,175 --> 00:02:09,695 but like, um, it's really... 36 00:02:09,695 --> 00:02:12,135 so I'm probably going to close up... five. 37 00:02:12,135 --> 00:02:13,875 [birds cawing] 38 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,445 - Want to come visit me later? 39 00:02:17,355 --> 00:02:19,135 Got a new bikini. 40 00:02:19,135 --> 00:02:20,925 [crunching] 41 00:02:21,615 --> 00:02:24,625 Zack? Dude, we can have sex in the jacuzzi. 42 00:02:26,455 --> 00:02:27,795 Hello? 43 00:02:29,235 --> 00:02:31,715 [whimpers] Okay, if you can hear me, 44 00:02:31,715 --> 00:02:32,845 please come visit me later 45 00:02:32,845 --> 00:02:34,805 because I love you and I miss you 46 00:02:34,805 --> 00:02:36,285 and I hate being alone. 47 00:02:36,285 --> 00:02:37,895 Okay? Bye. 48 00:02:38,985 --> 00:02:41,035 Mom? 49 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:43,815 - Mom. I-- 50 00:02:45,945 --> 00:02:48,775 - In English, please? Mom, all right-- 51 00:02:48,775 --> 00:02:50,775 Uh--oh... - [speaking native language] 52 00:02:50,775 --> 00:02:53,345 - Can't... out... desert. - [speaking native language] 53 00:02:53,345 --> 00:02:54,435 - Bye. - [beep] 54 00:02:55,345 --> 00:02:57,615 [rock music resumes] 55 00:03:00,915 --> 00:03:02,395 [music ends] 56 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:11,235 [eerie theme music] 57 00:04:25,915 --> 00:04:28,355 [muffled rock music] 58 00:04:57,685 --> 00:05:00,345 [heavy breathing] 59 00:05:03,655 --> 00:05:07,825 - ♪ Did he say to me ♪ - Oh... 60 00:05:07,825 --> 00:05:09,175 ...fuck. 61 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:12,265 ♪ Before he walked away ♪ 62 00:05:12,265 --> 00:05:14,925 ♪ Oh, on that summer day 63 00:05:16,705 --> 00:05:18,145 ♪ I sighed sweetly ♪ 64 00:05:18,145 --> 00:05:19,585 - Poor guy. 65 00:05:21,665 --> 00:05:25,235 ♪ When he recalled my name ♪ 66 00:05:25,235 --> 00:05:28,245 ♪ I knew he felt the same ♪ 67 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,595 - [whistle trills] - ♪ Singing ♪ 68 00:05:30,595 --> 00:05:33,855 ♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la-aa ♪ 69 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,115 [buzzes] 70 00:05:36,555 --> 00:05:41,385 - ♪ Did he notice ♪ - ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 71 00:05:41,385 --> 00:05:45,125 ♪ When I looked back at him ♪ 72 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:49,475 - ♪ My heart was fluttering ♪ - ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 73 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:52,705 ♪ Does he, does he ♪ 74 00:05:54,525 --> 00:05:58,185 ♪ Although I'm such a fool ♪ 75 00:05:58,185 --> 00:06:01,885 ♪ I let him Break my heart in two ♪ 76 00:06:01,885 --> 00:06:06,975 ♪ Singing Ooh, la, la, la, la-aa♪♪ 77 00:06:07,675 --> 00:06:10,285 [music continues on radio] 78 00:06:10,285 --> 00:06:15,155 - ♪ I know it's a fling ♪ - ♪ Doo wah wah ♪ 79 00:06:15,155 --> 00:06:19,685 ♪ But he makes my smile sing ♪ 80 00:06:21,035 --> 00:06:23,295 [metal object drags ground] 81 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,125 ♪ I'm waiting-- ♪ 82 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:26,605 [music sting] 83 00:06:26,605 --> 00:06:28,735 ♪ Ooh, wah wah ♪ 84 00:06:28,735 --> 00:06:33,915 ♪ To realize what he's missing ♪ 85 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,565 - ♪ Ooh, wah wah ♪ - ♪ Oh! ♪ 86 00:06:46,185 --> 00:06:48,235 [loud chewing] - Officer Miller. 87 00:06:49,585 --> 00:06:51,545 - You should really start calling me Officer Klein. 88 00:06:53,025 --> 00:06:56,325 - But your name tag says Miller, just like mine. 89 00:06:56,325 --> 00:06:58,245 - Hey, Charlie? 90 00:06:58,245 --> 00:07:00,555 Can you order me a new nameplate? 91 00:07:00,555 --> 00:07:02,165 CHARLIE: [radio static] Copy that. 92 00:07:02,635 --> 00:07:05,295 - With my maiden name on it. - CHARLIE: Copy that. 93 00:07:05,295 --> 00:07:06,865 Hey, does that, uh, mean, you know, 94 00:07:06,865 --> 00:07:08,345 Bob signed the papers? 95 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,165 - None of your goddamn business, Dispatch. 96 00:07:10,165 --> 00:07:11,735 - Hey, Bob. Blake, we still hanging out 97 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:12,865 after your shift tonight? 98 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,825 - Charlie-- - Shut the fuck up, guy. 99 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:16,875 - Bobby, we were just gonna go for breakfast, man. 100 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,265 You can come, too. 101 00:07:18,745 --> 00:07:19,875 [sighs] 102 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,005 - Ricky, I can hear you. You're late. 103 00:07:24,005 --> 00:07:25,445 - I was cashing out. 104 00:07:26,925 --> 00:07:28,365 - What time are we leaving? 105 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:31,325 - [sighs] Sam and Dwayne left two hours ago. 106 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:33,105 - Okay, I guess we'll hurry up. 107 00:07:33,105 --> 00:07:34,235 - If I'd have known you'd be this late, 108 00:07:34,235 --> 00:07:35,895 I would have rode with them. 109 00:07:35,895 --> 00:07:38,155 - Wait, I wasn't going to drive to the desert by myself. 110 00:07:38,155 --> 00:07:39,195 And why are we spending the weekend 111 00:07:39,195 --> 00:07:40,935 with people we don't like? 112 00:07:40,935 --> 00:07:42,635 - I like you. 113 00:07:42,635 --> 00:07:45,025 And Sam and Dwayne. Can you get the bags? 114 00:07:45,025 --> 00:07:46,335 - Wayne's a piece of shit. 115 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:47,725 - Okay, well, you like Sam. 116 00:07:47,725 --> 00:07:49,425 - No, I feel bad for Sam. 117 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:51,385 - She's just having fun. 118 00:07:51,385 --> 00:07:53,905 - Bruh, she's gonna be on her phone the entire weekend. 119 00:07:53,905 --> 00:07:55,995 - Yeah, she has half a million followers to entertain. 120 00:07:55,995 --> 00:07:57,385 - Then just admit-- 121 00:07:57,385 --> 00:07:59,435 this is for networking and not a vacation. 122 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:00,875 - Can't it be both? 123 00:08:03,485 --> 00:08:06,005 - You're a legit actress. She's a salesperson. 124 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,885 - Yeah, I'm also trying to be a product. 125 00:08:09,885 --> 00:08:11,575 [speaks Spanish] 126 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,275 - Ricky, we are going to the desert 127 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,105 to stay in a beautiful house, 128 00:08:15,105 --> 00:08:17,145 and if you play your cards right, 129 00:08:17,145 --> 00:08:18,495 you might get laid. 130 00:08:20,635 --> 00:08:22,935 - Okay, that's fine, 131 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:25,205 but I need to take a shower, 'cause I smell like balls. 132 00:08:26,115 --> 00:08:28,155 - Oh, my God. Yes, please, hurry up. 133 00:08:28,155 --> 00:08:29,945 - Thank you. - [sighs] 134 00:08:29,945 --> 00:08:31,165 Get the bags. 135 00:08:32,255 --> 00:08:34,555 [ominous music] 136 00:08:58,715 --> 00:09:00,585 - [phone chimes] - SAM: Hey, guys. 137 00:09:01,805 --> 00:09:04,415 We are getting ready to head to 138 00:09:04,415 --> 00:09:07,285 our really high vibe destination for this weekend, 139 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,935 me and my man. 140 00:09:08,935 --> 00:09:11,375 Dwayne, say hey, babe. 141 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:13,295 - DWAYNE: Hey, babe. - [Sam chuckles] 142 00:09:13,295 --> 00:09:15,205 SAM: He's so funny. We love him. 143 00:09:15,205 --> 00:09:17,645 Anyway, just check back in. 144 00:09:17,645 --> 00:09:19,685 I'm so excited for you guys to walk with me 145 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:24,125 on my journey this weekend, really taking the next steps. 146 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,785 Anyway, I'm going to be sharing a lot 147 00:09:25,785 --> 00:09:28,135 of heart-centered, um... 148 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,485 announceme-- I'm gonna start again. 149 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:32,225 Well, no, we can't. Fuck me. Goddamn it. 150 00:09:32,225 --> 00:09:33,665 Do this one perfect. [phone chimes] 151 00:09:33,665 --> 00:09:35,445 Hey guys, we are getting ready to head 152 00:09:35,445 --> 00:09:39,105 to our really high vibe destination for this weekend, 153 00:09:39,105 --> 00:09:40,625 me and my man. 154 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,195 Dwayne, say hey, babe. 155 00:09:42,195 --> 00:09:44,235 - DWAYNE: Hey, babe. - [Sam laughs] 156 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:46,675 We love him. He's so funny. 157 00:09:46,675 --> 00:09:50,285 Anyway, I am really excited to share with you 158 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,375 some really heart-centered updates 159 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:55,075 as you walk with me on this journey this weekend. 160 00:09:55,075 --> 00:09:56,635 [chuckles] 161 00:09:56,635 --> 00:09:58,775 Don't forget to like and comment below 162 00:09:58,775 --> 00:10:00,945 and what you think about, you bring about. 163 00:10:08,215 --> 00:10:09,655 [sniffles] 164 00:10:12,265 --> 00:10:13,965 - Hey, guys. 165 00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:16,355 Hey. [sniffles] 166 00:10:16,355 --> 00:10:17,615 Hey, guys. 167 00:10:20,665 --> 00:10:22,495 - [phone chimes] - Hey, guys. 168 00:10:22,495 --> 00:10:24,145 We are getting ready to head to 169 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:27,405 our really high vibe destination for this weekend, 170 00:10:27,405 --> 00:10:30,935 me and my man. Dwayne, say hey, babe. 171 00:10:30,935 --> 00:10:33,505 - Hey, babe. - [laughs] 172 00:10:33,505 --> 00:10:35,935 We love him. He's so funny. 173 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:39,335 Anyway, I am really excited to share with you, 174 00:10:39,335 --> 00:10:41,725 um, some really heart-centered updates 175 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:44,775 as you walk with me on this journey this weekend. 176 00:10:46,035 --> 00:10:49,385 Anyway, don't forget to like and comment below 177 00:10:49,385 --> 00:10:51,785 and what you think about, you bring about. 178 00:10:52,475 --> 00:10:53,825 [phone chimes] 179 00:10:55,135 --> 00:10:56,525 You're not wearing that, are you? 180 00:10:57,095 --> 00:10:58,745 - Yeah, that's why I put it on. 181 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,705 - Well, where's the shirt I got for you? 182 00:11:00,705 --> 00:11:02,005 - Dirty. - Babe! 183 00:11:02,005 --> 00:11:03,315 - Babe. 184 00:11:03,315 --> 00:11:05,145 - No, I told you that a sponsor sent that to me 185 00:11:05,145 --> 00:11:06,315 and we have to post about it. 186 00:11:06,315 --> 00:11:08,185 - That doesn't mean that it doesn't get dirty. 187 00:11:08,185 --> 00:11:10,235 [groans] 188 00:11:10,235 --> 00:11:12,545 - I need you to be present this weekend. 189 00:11:12,545 --> 00:11:14,285 - Okay. - I'm in the middle of a re-brand 190 00:11:14,285 --> 00:11:16,675 and I'm in negotiations with a new sponsor, okay? 191 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,675 Here. 192 00:11:19,335 --> 00:11:20,725 Chew this. 193 00:11:20,725 --> 00:11:22,555 It's CBD gum. It's supposed to help with PMS. 194 00:11:22,555 --> 00:11:23,855 Tell me if you like it. 195 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,995 What time are Carrie and Ricky leaving for the desert? 196 00:11:28,995 --> 00:11:30,995 - I don't know. - But they're coming, right? 197 00:11:30,995 --> 00:11:32,345 - Yeah, they're coming. 198 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,695 - Do you think Carrie likes me? 199 00:11:35,785 --> 00:11:38,615 - Yes, Carrie likes you. Ricky likes you. 200 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,225 - Ricky hates me. - [Dwayne chuckles] 201 00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:42,525 No, Ricky hates me. He likes you. 202 00:11:43,355 --> 00:11:44,395 - Are you lying to me? 203 00:11:45,615 --> 00:11:46,835 - To shut you up? 204 00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:49,145 Would that work? 205 00:11:49,145 --> 00:11:50,405 - No. 206 00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:52,185 No, it wouldn't. 207 00:11:53,935 --> 00:11:55,975 - They're coming to your party. Who cares? 208 00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:57,325 - It's not a party. It's a big-- 209 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,065 - Big announcement. 210 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,895 - You're such a dick. 211 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,155 Can you get the bags? 212 00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:05,635 - Hey, I got a question. 213 00:12:06,905 --> 00:12:08,515 Does Sam know that you used to date Dwayne? 214 00:12:08,515 --> 00:12:10,595 - [chuckles] 215 00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:12,605 That wasn't dating. 216 00:12:12,605 --> 00:12:14,735 - Okay, I'll make sure to mention that to her. 217 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:17,125 - She has no reason to be jealous. 218 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,785 - [singsongs] But you do. 219 00:12:19,825 --> 00:12:21,785 - Why would I be jealous of Sam? 220 00:12:21,785 --> 00:12:24,135 - Well, Dwayne got himself a younger version of you. 221 00:12:24,135 --> 00:12:25,785 - She's not that much younger. 222 00:12:27,005 --> 00:12:28,835 - Five years and more "successful." 223 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,705 - Okay, well, at least I don't convince teenagers... 224 00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:35,185 ...to bedazzle their vaginas. 225 00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:37,975 - Shit, maybe I should be jealous. 226 00:12:37,975 --> 00:12:40,805 - Mm. Maybe if you had a six-pack like Dwayne. 227 00:12:41,805 --> 00:12:43,635 - Fuck you. - I said might. 228 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,595 ["I Lie When I Drink" by Dale Watson, ] 229 00:12:48,765 --> 00:12:50,555 [music continues on stereo, muffled] 230 00:12:52,685 --> 00:12:54,205 - Top off? 231 00:12:54,205 --> 00:12:55,605 - Sure. 232 00:12:59,475 --> 00:13:01,695 Say, didn't I see you this morning? 233 00:13:01,695 --> 00:13:03,955 - Didn't I see you this morning? 234 00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:05,785 - Guilty. 235 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,835 But, uh, I left and came back. 236 00:13:08,835 --> 00:13:10,575 You ever leave? 237 00:13:10,575 --> 00:13:13,315 - Been working double since December. 238 00:13:13,315 --> 00:13:15,885 - Ah. 'Cause the theater closed. 239 00:13:15,885 --> 00:13:18,495 - Big no. You ordering food? 240 00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:21,845 - Yeah, I'll just take uh, white toast, dry. 241 00:13:28,805 --> 00:13:30,155 [Bobby sighs] 242 00:13:30,155 --> 00:13:32,985 - So how long you been fucking Dispatch? 243 00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:35,425 - How long you been drinking on the job? 244 00:13:35,425 --> 00:13:37,125 - I asked you first. 245 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:39,775 - Charlie and I are friends. 246 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:43,735 - You couldn't wait to be friends till we were divorced? 247 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:46,305 - You won't sign the papers. 248 00:13:46,305 --> 00:13:48,085 - Is that what you really want? 249 00:13:48,085 --> 00:13:50,835 - Jesus, Bobby, you know the answer. 250 00:13:50,835 --> 00:13:52,835 - Then why can't you say it out loud? 251 00:13:54,745 --> 00:13:58,575 - Bobby Miller, I need a divorce. So do you. 252 00:13:58,575 --> 00:14:01,445 - No, I don't need the divorce. I'm fine. 253 00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:02,665 - Then why'd you fuck Gwen? 254 00:14:02,665 --> 00:14:03,845 [chokes] 255 00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:08,895 - Thank you, Patty. - Thank you, Patty. 256 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,155 - Okay, I want to know where did you hear that bullshit. 257 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,205 - From Gwen. 258 00:14:17,205 --> 00:14:18,465 - [radio static] - Dispatch for Klein. 259 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:19,855 Yo, Blake, you there? 260 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,685 - Go for Klein. - Hey, we just got a call. 261 00:14:23,685 --> 00:14:25,085 Lady was screaming in the background, 262 00:14:25,085 --> 00:14:27,385 but reception was kind of all over the place. 263 00:14:27,385 --> 00:14:29,125 - Where at? - That old ranch, 264 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,525 the rental property, you know, off Albee Road. 265 00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:33,355 - Yeah, I know it. We'll be there in five. 266 00:14:33,355 --> 00:14:34,965 Gah! 267 00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:36,875 - Not that it's any of my business... 268 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,225 ...but you shouldn't be drinking on the job. 269 00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:43,925 - That's what I said. 270 00:14:46,535 --> 00:14:47,975 - Yeah, you're right, Patty. 271 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,495 It's none of your business. 272 00:14:55,325 --> 00:14:56,895 - I'm worried about you two. 273 00:14:57,675 --> 00:14:59,465 [tense music plays] 274 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:12,915 - DWAYNE: So we're still a few miles out. 275 00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:15,135 Traffic was no joke. 276 00:15:15,135 --> 00:15:17,225 We'll be there right about 6:00, 277 00:15:17,225 --> 00:15:18,875 so we'll see you later, 'kay? 278 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:19,965 Bye, kiddo. 279 00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:23,355 - [electronic music on radio] - "Kiddo"? Really? 280 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,095 ♪ Lookin' up to see That she is not there ♪ 281 00:15:25,095 --> 00:15:26,705 - Want me to start calling you kiddo? 282 00:15:26,705 --> 00:15:28,445 - Ew, no. - Role playing thing? 283 00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:31,495 - Ew! Babe, that's gross! - [chuckles] 284 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,065 - Kiddo? - [chuckles] 285 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,935 [electronic music continues] 286 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,765 - Ugh. It's too loud. 287 00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:40,335 - [volume blares] - MAN: Weather on the way 288 00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:43,595 from SoCal's... - Wait, what's your passcode? 289 00:15:43,595 --> 00:15:44,905 - Why do you want to get on my phone? 290 00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:46,685 - Well, why don't you want me to get in your phone? 291 00:15:46,685 --> 00:15:48,515 - I just want to know why. 292 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,865 - Because I want to get into your settings 293 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,295 and I want to change your video to 4K 294 00:15:51,295 --> 00:15:53,125 so you can record my announcement tonight. 295 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,435 Is that all right? - 6536. 296 00:16:00,355 --> 00:16:02,355 - Do you want to know mine? - Nope. 297 00:16:02,355 --> 00:16:03,485 - Why not? 298 00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:07,095 - I don't need it. 299 00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:09,535 - Well, for your information, I don't have one because 300 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,145 I have nothing to hide. 301 00:16:11,145 --> 00:16:14,845 - Neither do I. - Mm-hmm. Kiddo. 302 00:16:14,845 --> 00:16:17,155 ["Vroom" by Vic Sage] ♪ Hop in the car Watch it go vroom ♪ 303 00:16:17,155 --> 00:16:18,325 ♪ Vroom ♪ 304 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,025 ♪ I told em all That I'd blow soon ♪ 305 00:16:21,285 --> 00:16:23,805 [muffled hip-hop music plays] 306 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,205 - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Shit. Shit. 307 00:16:29,295 --> 00:16:31,645 - [phone alarm chirps] - Get it out. 308 00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:33,905 - [chuckles] Oh, my gosh. - [phone chirps] 309 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,605 - [phone chimes] 310 00:16:35,605 --> 00:16:37,775 - RICKY: There you go. Okay. 311 00:16:37,775 --> 00:16:38,825 - DWAYNE ON VOICEMAIL: Hey, Care Bear. 312 00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:42,005 We're a few miles out. Traffic was no joke. 313 00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:44,435 We'll be there right about 6:00, 'kay? 314 00:16:44,435 --> 00:16:45,915 See you. Bye, kiddo. 315 00:16:47,185 --> 00:16:49,225 [whistling] 316 00:16:51,485 --> 00:16:52,575 - Can you hurry up? 317 00:16:52,575 --> 00:16:54,495 We have 80 miles to go. 318 00:16:54,495 --> 00:16:56,315 Shake, shake. 319 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,015 - Well, you know it's unhealthy to hold a piss, right? 320 00:16:59,015 --> 00:17:00,715 - Did your mommy tell you that? 321 00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:03,545 - That's cute. 322 00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:10,945 - SAM ON VIDEO: Hey, guys, we are getting ready to head 323 00:17:10,945 --> 00:17:13,595 to our really high vibe destination this weekend. 324 00:17:13,595 --> 00:17:15,335 - So. - Me and my man. 325 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,735 - What are you doing there? - Dwayne, say hey, babe. 326 00:17:17,735 --> 00:17:20,165 - I'm watching Sam's story. - Yeah? 327 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,045 - Yeah. - What's so funny? 328 00:17:22,045 --> 00:17:24,735 - It's Dwayne. He has his shirt off, see? 329 00:17:24,735 --> 00:17:26,215 -...excited to share with you 330 00:17:26,215 --> 00:17:27,915 some really heart-centered updates 331 00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:30,615 as you walk with me on this journey this weekend. 332 00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:32,135 [chuckles] 333 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,615 Anyway, don't forget to like and comment below 334 00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:37,965 and what you think about, you bring about. 335 00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:40,795 [suspenseful music plays] 336 00:17:42,585 --> 00:17:45,935 - Goddamn it! Where is this fucking house? 337 00:17:45,935 --> 00:17:48,455 - I thought you knew. - I--I lied. 338 00:17:48,455 --> 00:17:50,065 - [scoffs] - [siren wails] 339 00:17:51,545 --> 00:17:53,335 - [siren winds down] - What are you doing? 340 00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:55,115 - We don't need the cherries. 341 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,515 It's probably just some fucking dry humpers. 342 00:17:56,515 --> 00:17:59,255 - You know what? This is a 911 call, okay? 343 00:17:59,255 --> 00:18:02,295 So this could be a matter of life or death. 344 00:18:02,295 --> 00:18:04,385 - [drink can pops open] - The fuck is that? 345 00:18:04,385 --> 00:18:06,915 [gulps] It's a cry for help or a-- 346 00:18:06,915 --> 00:18:09,345 or a desperate coping mechanism. 347 00:18:10,435 --> 00:18:12,005 Okay, here come the party police. 348 00:18:12,005 --> 00:18:13,445 [siren blaring] 349 00:18:13,445 --> 00:18:14,745 - [gulps beer] - Just give this to me. 350 00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:18,745 - BOBBY: Jesus! Goddamn it. 351 00:18:18,745 --> 00:18:21,015 - Fucking stop driving like an asshole. 352 00:18:21,015 --> 00:18:22,755 - I am an asshole. 353 00:18:22,755 --> 00:18:24,235 - You are on the job. 354 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,285 [siren stops] 355 00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,465 [suspenseful music plays] 356 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,525 [muffled hip-hop music] 357 00:18:52,525 --> 00:18:54,175 - DWAYNE: So isolated. 358 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,395 - SAM: Yeah, that's sort of the point, babe. 359 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,005 - Whose Jeep is that? - I don't know. 360 00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:01,965 - It's too nice to be Ricky's. 361 00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:03,575 - SAM: Oh, my God. Be nice, babe. 362 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,145 ♪ Then I take offense ♪ 363 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,885 ♪ When I see you Share some with-- ♪ 364 00:19:11,415 --> 00:19:13,195 You guys, we made it. 365 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,765 I wish... 366 00:19:16,195 --> 00:19:17,855 ...you could feel the energy out here. 367 00:19:17,855 --> 00:19:19,115 It's literally magic. 368 00:19:19,115 --> 00:19:21,635 My heart chakras never felt so open. 369 00:19:21,635 --> 00:19:23,775 Hey, babe, can you take this? 370 00:19:23,775 --> 00:19:25,385 Can you take the champagne? 371 00:19:25,385 --> 00:19:27,125 Thanks. 372 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,515 - I don't drink champagne. - Did I ask you to drink it? 373 00:19:30,515 --> 00:19:33,995 [sighs] Okay, but you have to... turn the label. 374 00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:36,915 Babe? 375 00:19:36,915 --> 00:19:40,225 Babe, like-- just, like, relax. Do that pose I taught you. 376 00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:41,745 No, but, like, you have to get in frame 377 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,395 and just like...[sighs] 378 00:19:43,395 --> 00:19:44,925 Babe, you're not your highest self right now. 379 00:19:44,925 --> 00:19:48,405 Can you please-- can you do this for me? 380 00:19:48,405 --> 00:19:50,585 You're vibrating at a really low frequency. 381 00:19:50,585 --> 00:19:52,105 Just-- just smile. 382 00:19:54,495 --> 00:19:55,935 - Oh, fuck. - [phone chimes] 383 00:19:57,715 --> 00:19:59,935 - Are you pregnant? - What? 384 00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:01,155 Would I bring a giant bottle of champagne 385 00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:02,545 if I were pregnant? 386 00:20:02,545 --> 00:20:03,595 - You tell me. 387 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:06,035 - What if I was? 388 00:20:06,035 --> 00:20:08,165 - Depends. Who's the father? 389 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,335 - Fuck you. 390 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,905 - Don't come at me all of a sudden 391 00:20:11,905 --> 00:20:15,305 like you want to have a baby because we both know you don't. 392 00:20:15,305 --> 00:20:16,955 - Don't tell me what I want. 393 00:20:16,955 --> 00:20:18,605 Maybe I changed my mind. 394 00:20:21,395 --> 00:20:22,835 - You don't want a baby. 395 00:20:22,835 --> 00:20:24,265 You could never share the spotlight. 396 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,615 - You are such a dick. 397 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,575 - And you are not pregnant. 398 00:20:27,575 --> 00:20:29,705 So why did you drag me out into the desert 399 00:20:29,705 --> 00:20:31,965 in the middle of nowhere? 400 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,105 What is up with that ridiculous scarf? 401 00:20:34,665 --> 00:20:36,105 - It's vintage. 402 00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:41,065 And you'll find out when everybody else does. 403 00:20:43,115 --> 00:20:44,805 - I don't follow you on Instagram. 404 00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:47,595 [suspenseful music builds] 405 00:20:47,595 --> 00:20:49,115 - What?! 406 00:20:50,855 --> 00:20:52,775 [muffled smooth RandB plays] 407 00:20:55,605 --> 00:20:57,345 - CARRIE: Who drives the Jeep? 408 00:20:57,345 --> 00:20:58,645 - RICKY: Sam probably brought a camera crew. 409 00:20:58,645 --> 00:21:00,525 [music continues] 410 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,865 - She's not that bad. 411 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,615 [music turns off] 412 00:21:04,615 --> 00:21:07,575 Okay, she's exactly that bad. - Thank you. 413 00:21:07,575 --> 00:21:10,135 - [sighs] What do you think the big announcement is? 414 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:12,485 - I was sworn to secrecy. 415 00:21:12,485 --> 00:21:14,315 - By who? 416 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,575 By Sam? 417 00:21:16,665 --> 00:21:18,665 Fine. Fuck it. I don't want to know. 418 00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:22,975 - Sam has breast cancer. That's it. 419 00:21:22,975 --> 00:21:24,805 - What did you say? 420 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,765 - I don't mean that's it like "That's it." 421 00:21:26,765 --> 00:21:29,245 - Did you say Sam has cancer? 422 00:21:29,245 --> 00:21:30,375 - Yeah, she's making some big old 423 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:32,205 social media event bullshit out of it. 424 00:21:32,205 --> 00:21:33,905 - How do you know all this? 425 00:21:33,905 --> 00:21:35,465 - She told me at Jens' party. 426 00:21:35,465 --> 00:21:37,605 She said she wasn't telling anybody, so. 427 00:21:37,605 --> 00:21:39,685 - Wait, that party was this past Sunday. 428 00:21:39,685 --> 00:21:41,955 - You've known all week and you didn't say anything? 429 00:21:41,955 --> 00:21:43,825 - Sam's keeping it a secret. 430 00:21:43,825 --> 00:21:45,305 - No, you are. 431 00:21:48,355 --> 00:21:50,045 - Look, I don't want to talk about it, okay? 432 00:21:50,045 --> 00:21:53,055 - Why? Because my mother? 433 00:21:53,055 --> 00:21:56,185 Because you knew this could ruin my entire weekend? 434 00:21:56,185 --> 00:21:58,705 - Yeah, yeah. - But you did tell me. 435 00:21:58,705 --> 00:22:01,455 Just not soon enough for me to decide if I was ready 436 00:22:01,455 --> 00:22:04,195 to deal with this shit or not. 437 00:22:04,195 --> 00:22:06,545 I'm not going to stand there and cry 438 00:22:06,545 --> 00:22:09,025 for half a million followers. 439 00:22:09,025 --> 00:22:10,505 Fuck that. 440 00:22:11,935 --> 00:22:12,725 - RICKY: Seriously? 441 00:22:14,815 --> 00:22:17,295 Hey, it's not too late. We can still leave. 442 00:22:18,595 --> 00:22:20,555 - Babe! Are you serious? 443 00:22:20,555 --> 00:22:22,905 - Oh, yeah, I'm serious. 444 00:22:22,905 --> 00:22:25,255 - Did you unfollow me or did you just never follow me? 445 00:22:25,255 --> 00:22:26,475 - I don't know. 446 00:22:29,785 --> 00:22:31,785 - I can't wait to see inside. 447 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:36,185 Okay, there's my rock, holding a rock. 448 00:22:36,185 --> 00:22:38,225 He keeps me grounded. [chuckles] 449 00:22:40,535 --> 00:22:43,185 - There's no key. - Did you try the door? 450 00:22:43,185 --> 00:22:44,405 - No. 451 00:22:47,935 --> 00:22:49,155 - Good thing it's unlocked. 452 00:22:50,105 --> 00:22:51,455 - That's weird. 453 00:22:55,765 --> 00:22:58,115 - Babe, don't forget the champagne. Come on. 454 00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:00,985 [to camera] We made it! There's a pool table. 455 00:23:00,985 --> 00:23:02,295 - Hello? - Oh, my gosh. 456 00:23:02,295 --> 00:23:04,555 I'm so excited to take you guys along with us 457 00:23:04,555 --> 00:23:06,825 on this weekend journey. 458 00:23:06,825 --> 00:23:08,775 Oh, look, there's a record player. 459 00:23:08,775 --> 00:23:10,085 - DWAYNE: Hello? 460 00:23:10,085 --> 00:23:12,125 - Babe, I hope they have Johnny Cash. Jesus! 461 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,745 - WOMAN: Oh, my God. - Are you the property manager? 462 00:23:13,745 --> 00:23:14,825 - WOMAN: Oh, my God. Don't hurt me, please! 463 00:23:14,825 --> 00:23:16,095 I'll give you whatever you want! 464 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:17,525 - Nobody's going to hurt you. - WOMAN: Richard! 465 00:23:17,525 --> 00:23:19,265 - We're not gonna do anything to you, lady. - WOMAN: Don't touch me! 466 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:20,925 - DWAYNE: Calm down. - No, don't come near me! 467 00:23:20,925 --> 00:23:22,795 Richard. Richard! 468 00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:25,405 - Put your hands down, Liz. 469 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,105 And apologize for the theatrics. 470 00:23:29,105 --> 00:23:30,495 - [laughing] 471 00:23:30,495 --> 00:23:32,065 I'm sorry. 472 00:23:32,065 --> 00:23:34,325 - RICHARD: Now, what can we do for you? 473 00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:35,805 - Sir, checkout was at noon. 474 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:39,205 - Lucky for me, I don't own a watch. 475 00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:41,895 - How about if I take that and put it in the fridge? 476 00:23:41,895 --> 00:23:43,245 I can show you where the kitchen is. 477 00:23:43,245 --> 00:23:45,115 It's really beautiful. 478 00:23:45,115 --> 00:23:46,685 - Okay. 479 00:23:49,735 --> 00:23:52,125 - Sir, you and your wife seem like lovely people, 480 00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:53,785 but you need to leave. 481 00:23:55,395 --> 00:23:56,735 - Don't call me sir. 482 00:23:58,135 --> 00:23:59,745 - Okay. 483 00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:01,485 - [phone chimes] - SAM: Oh, my gosh. 484 00:24:01,485 --> 00:24:03,225 You guys will not believe 485 00:24:03,225 --> 00:24:06,225 who the universe sent into my journey. 486 00:24:06,225 --> 00:24:08,145 We have my new soul sister, 487 00:24:08,145 --> 00:24:10,535 - Liz. - Liz. Say hi. 488 00:24:10,535 --> 00:24:12,975 - Hi. - [overlapping chatter] 489 00:24:12,975 --> 00:24:14,365 - SAM: Fuck. - Turn that shit off. 490 00:24:14,365 --> 00:24:16,365 LIZ: Richard, relax. It is just a phone. 491 00:24:16,365 --> 00:24:17,805 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 492 00:24:17,805 --> 00:24:19,195 I'm just a bit of a technophobe. 493 00:24:19,195 --> 00:24:21,805 - He hates being recorded. - I wasn't talking to you. 494 00:24:21,805 --> 00:24:23,245 - SAM: Yeah, I'm fine. 495 00:24:25,285 --> 00:24:28,075 - By the way, I love your scarf. 496 00:24:28,245 --> 00:24:31,335 - Thank you. It's vintage. 497 00:24:31,335 --> 00:24:32,995 - What do you like about me? 498 00:24:32,995 --> 00:24:34,645 - Can we talk? - RICHARD: Liz, stop that. 499 00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:39,955 - Seriously. What do you like about me? 500 00:24:39,955 --> 00:24:42,135 - You have nice hair. 501 00:24:42,135 --> 00:24:43,615 - That's true. 502 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:45,575 - Can we talk? - RICHARD: Liz. 503 00:24:45,575 --> 00:24:47,395 - What, you don't agree? 504 00:24:47,395 --> 00:24:49,445 - Liz gets hung up on worth. 505 00:24:49,445 --> 00:24:53,925 - Richard jerks off to pornographic cave paintings. 506 00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:55,975 [Richard laughs suddenly] 507 00:24:55,975 --> 00:24:58,755 - She's not wrong. - Ew. 508 00:24:58,755 --> 00:25:01,195 - You done? - What? 509 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:03,985 - You done with your little song and dance? 510 00:25:03,985 --> 00:25:06,505 - So I guess you were expecting someone else 511 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,685 to answer the door. 512 00:25:07,685 --> 00:25:09,375 - Yeah, we're meeting our friends here, so-- 513 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:11,465 - Of course. 514 00:25:11,465 --> 00:25:13,595 Friendship is so important at your age. 515 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:17,995 - Fuck that. Fuck her and fuck you. 516 00:25:17,995 --> 00:25:20,255 - Excuse me. Can I help you? 517 00:25:20,255 --> 00:25:22,255 - I'm sorry. That was for him, not for you. 518 00:25:22,255 --> 00:25:23,565 Who are you? 519 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:25,955 - I was just about to ask you the same question. 520 00:25:25,955 --> 00:25:28,615 - RICHARD: Who's here? - I'm not sure, but she's feisty. 521 00:25:28,615 --> 00:25:30,485 - Hey, hey, hey, nobody's being feisty, relax. 522 00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:32,315 We just don't know who you are and you're in our house. 523 00:25:32,315 --> 00:25:34,535 - Hold on, sweetie. This is my house. 524 00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:35,835 - No, actually, 525 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,715 we're staying here with our friends this weekend. 526 00:25:37,715 --> 00:25:39,585 - Do I look like your friend? 527 00:25:39,585 --> 00:25:40,935 - What's going on, dear? 528 00:25:40,935 --> 00:25:43,805 - These folks are looking for their friends. 529 00:25:43,805 --> 00:25:46,505 - You staying around here? - No, we're staying here. 530 00:25:47,935 --> 00:25:50,675 - Sorry. Must have the wrong place or the wrong day. 531 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:54,245 - No, we have the right place and it's the right night. 532 00:25:54,245 --> 00:25:57,295 - Well, maybe we made a mistake. 533 00:25:57,295 --> 00:26:01,085 Either way, come inside while we figure this out. 534 00:26:01,085 --> 00:26:03,255 We don't want to tease the coyotes. 535 00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:07,785 - No, hey. Nia, hey, psst. 536 00:26:07,785 --> 00:26:09,485 - DWAYNE: Checkout was at noon. 537 00:26:11,525 --> 00:26:12,875 - What are you doing here? 538 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:15,745 - Well, I might ask you the same question, Mr. Man. 539 00:26:15,745 --> 00:26:17,835 Barging in here without knocking. 540 00:26:17,835 --> 00:26:19,705 You scared the shit out of me. 541 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,315 - We were looking for our friends. 542 00:26:21,315 --> 00:26:22,845 - They're meeting us here. 543 00:26:22,845 --> 00:26:25,495 - Well, what do they look like? Maybe we've seen them. 544 00:26:25,495 --> 00:26:28,155 - Ricky's Cuban. He has long hair. 545 00:26:28,155 --> 00:26:31,375 - Carrie is a pretty redhead. - What, like me? 546 00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:35,895 - Liz hasn't been a real redhead since the proof was fashionable. 547 00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:37,985 - Does Carrie have proof or does she wax? 548 00:26:37,985 --> 00:26:40,205 - I hate to change the subject, 549 00:26:40,205 --> 00:26:42,815 but we haven't seen anyone all day, have we, hon? 550 00:26:42,815 --> 00:26:45,995 - No, we haven't seen any redheaded Latinos. 551 00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:48,565 All we've seen is one big... 552 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,435 beautiful... 553 00:26:50,435 --> 00:26:51,875 black man. 554 00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:54,395 - And his bald girlfriend. - [gasps] 555 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,135 - Hey, dude! - The fuck? 556 00:26:56,135 --> 00:26:58,355 - My mistake. - Got that right. 557 00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:01,055 - Look, we rented this house a week ago. 558 00:27:01,055 --> 00:27:02,355 - LIZ: How was your stay? 559 00:27:03,535 --> 00:27:05,185 - That's not what I meant. 560 00:27:05,185 --> 00:27:06,925 - You liked it so much you just wanted to come back up 561 00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:08,195 and share a weekend with us? 562 00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:09,935 - No, what I mean is you're not supposed to be here. 563 00:27:09,935 --> 00:27:11,585 We rented this house for the weekend. We can prove it. 564 00:27:11,585 --> 00:27:13,585 Can't we, babe? - My pleasure. 565 00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:21,035 - Babe, just open the app. 566 00:27:21,685 --> 00:27:23,465 - Can't open the app without Wi-Fi. 567 00:27:23,465 --> 00:27:24,905 - Well, what's the Wi-Fi code? 568 00:27:24,905 --> 00:27:26,815 - Wi-Fi code is embedded in the PDF, 569 00:27:26,815 --> 00:27:28,605 which I can't open 'cause there's no signal. 570 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,175 - Catch-22. 571 00:27:30,175 --> 00:27:31,565 - I told you to take a screenshot. 572 00:27:33,475 --> 00:27:34,875 What's the Wi-Fi code? 573 00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:37,175 - Sorry, we don't own a computer. 574 00:27:40,005 --> 00:27:41,665 - There's got to be a way. - There's not. 575 00:27:42,835 --> 00:27:43,925 - The fuck? 576 00:27:43,925 --> 00:27:45,705 - Don't be so hard on yourself, sweetie. 577 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,105 We all make mistakes. 578 00:27:47,105 --> 00:27:49,795 - [sighs] Jesus. 579 00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:51,625 - You know what? I'm going to call Carrie. 580 00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:57,375 - The sexy redhead with no bush? 581 00:27:58,505 --> 00:28:00,505 - Men. You can't live with them, 582 00:28:00,505 --> 00:28:02,945 but what else are you gonna fuck? 583 00:28:02,945 --> 00:28:04,375 [both laugh] 584 00:28:06,725 --> 00:28:08,075 - Hey, Care Bear, we're here. 585 00:28:08,075 --> 00:28:09,905 You guys will probably be late 586 00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:11,385 'cause of some Ricky bullshit, 587 00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:13,865 but there's some weird old white couple here that-- 588 00:28:16,525 --> 00:28:17,825 Just get here. 589 00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:21,915 ["Doo Wop Does He" by Grace Mesa resumes] 590 00:28:25,485 --> 00:28:28,535 - ♪ Did he notice ♪ - [screams] 591 00:28:28,535 --> 00:28:30,365 ♪ Ooh, la ♪ 592 00:28:30,365 --> 00:28:34,065 ♪ When I looked back at him ♪ 593 00:28:34,065 --> 00:28:38,495 ♪ My heart was fluttering ♪ ♪ Na na, na na ♪ 594 00:28:38,495 --> 00:28:41,985 ♪ Does he, does he ♪ 595 00:28:41,985 --> 00:28:44,205 - ♪ Ooh, la ♪ - [shrieks] 596 00:28:44,205 --> 00:28:46,505 [distorted music continues] 597 00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:02,915 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I know it's... ♪ 598 00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:04,525 [Jesse gasps] 599 00:29:04,525 --> 00:29:06,045 - Looking for these? 600 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:14,105 [Jesse screams] 601 00:29:14,105 --> 00:29:15,185 - No. 602 00:29:15,185 --> 00:29:16,755 - [crying] 603 00:29:19,495 --> 00:29:21,675 [Jesse screams] 604 00:29:22,455 --> 00:29:24,065 - [screaming continues] - [shower curtain ripping] 605 00:29:36,555 --> 00:29:37,645 [on voicemail] - Hey, you've reached Dwayne. 606 00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:38,955 It's that busy season. 607 00:29:38,955 --> 00:29:40,825 I'm either with a--another call. 608 00:29:40,825 --> 00:29:42,305 Please leave your num-- 609 00:29:42,305 --> 00:29:43,955 Get back--you just as soon as I c-- 610 00:29:43,955 --> 00:29:44,915 Thanks. 611 00:29:47,525 --> 00:29:49,485 - Hey Dee, it's me. 612 00:29:49,485 --> 00:29:54,055 Um, so there is this really weird old couple here 613 00:29:54,055 --> 00:29:57,235 and they say that they rented the place instead of us. 614 00:29:57,235 --> 00:29:59,795 Any chance you could just forward me the confirmation? 615 00:29:59,795 --> 00:30:01,535 Do even have the right weekend? 616 00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:05,715 [clattering, door closes] 617 00:30:07,025 --> 00:30:08,455 - Any luck with Sam? 618 00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:11,675 - I can't get ahold of her. There's barely any service. 619 00:30:12,725 --> 00:30:14,075 - So what are we going to do about these two? 620 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,125 - Hey, dudes. 621 00:30:22,425 --> 00:30:23,825 - We could kill him. 622 00:30:26,695 --> 00:30:28,045 Follow my lead. 623 00:30:29,475 --> 00:30:31,615 [jazz music plays on stereo] 624 00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,485 - Look what I found. 625 00:30:36,485 --> 00:30:37,875 - No man, we're good. 626 00:30:38,745 --> 00:30:40,185 - Oh, more for me. 627 00:30:43,105 --> 00:30:46,585 - RICHARD: Oh. Now I understand. 628 00:30:46,585 --> 00:30:48,025 - I'd offer you some, 629 00:30:48,025 --> 00:30:49,675 but this would probably melt your face off. 630 00:30:49,675 --> 00:30:51,325 - This might be laced with PCP. 631 00:30:54,985 --> 00:30:56,725 - Any luck reaching your friends? 632 00:30:56,725 --> 00:30:57,685 - They're on their way. 633 00:30:57,685 --> 00:30:59,505 They got a flat a few miles back. 634 00:31:00,115 --> 00:31:02,075 - Oh, that's unfortunate. 635 00:31:02,075 --> 00:31:04,475 - [chuckles] 636 00:31:04,475 --> 00:31:06,515 So they confirmed this is the house you rented? 637 00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:10,865 - Yeah, they said Albee Road. 638 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:14,965 - LIZ: Richard, maybe we should leave. 639 00:31:14,965 --> 00:31:17,135 - Don't you want to meet their fun friends? 640 00:31:17,135 --> 00:31:18,835 - Only if they're bringing more booze. 641 00:31:20,225 --> 00:31:22,445 - Wait, so you guys drank that all by yourselves? 642 00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:24,095 - So what if we did, Mr. Man? 643 00:31:25,795 --> 00:31:27,495 It's our anniversary. 644 00:31:28,455 --> 00:31:30,585 [jazz music continues] 645 00:31:37,245 --> 00:31:39,375 - Another deceased caucasian female in there, 646 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:40,815 two in the bedroom, one in the bathroom, 647 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:42,205 and this guy. 648 00:31:42,205 --> 00:31:44,465 You can put that down. He's already dead. 649 00:31:44,465 --> 00:31:46,255 - That's five. 650 00:31:46,255 --> 00:31:49,085 - I'm calling it in. - Hold on. Wait a second. 651 00:31:49,085 --> 00:31:51,035 Don't call yet. 652 00:31:51,035 --> 00:31:52,305 - What are you talking about? 653 00:31:52,305 --> 00:31:54,825 - Our town has never seen anything like this. 654 00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:56,615 - Yeah, which is why I'm calling the state police. 655 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:59,745 - Yeah, but this is our crime scene. 656 00:31:59,745 --> 00:32:02,615 It should be our jurisdiction. It's our case. 657 00:32:05,015 --> 00:32:08,405 - Klein for Dispatch. I need the state police... 658 00:32:08,405 --> 00:32:10,275 and a shit ton of body bags. 659 00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:27,855 [door closes] 660 00:32:39,135 --> 00:32:40,695 - You okay? 661 00:32:40,695 --> 00:32:41,965 - Did you call the Staties? 662 00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:44,005 - Yeah. 663 00:32:46,135 --> 00:32:47,265 But... 664 00:32:48,535 --> 00:32:50,835 ...we could still solve this. 665 00:32:50,835 --> 00:32:52,055 - That's not funny. 666 00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:53,405 - Not a joke. 667 00:32:54,845 --> 00:32:57,065 - I don't know what you mean. 668 00:32:57,065 --> 00:33:01,845 - Well, till they get here, this is still our crime scene. 669 00:33:01,845 --> 00:33:03,935 - Ah, there's no time. 670 00:33:03,935 --> 00:33:06,545 - We got, like, 20 minutes. 671 00:33:07,635 --> 00:33:09,905 - You and me, we're gonna solve the... 672 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:12,995 biggest homicide in Chester County in 20 minutes? 673 00:33:14,865 --> 00:33:16,215 - Yep. 674 00:33:20,255 --> 00:33:21,655 - All right? Done. 675 00:33:26,175 --> 00:33:28,445 [jazz music continues] 676 00:33:33,055 --> 00:33:34,225 - Where's my girlfriend? 677 00:33:34,225 --> 00:33:35,975 - Any luck getting ahold of your friends? 678 00:33:35,975 --> 00:33:37,665 - They're not picking up. Where is Sam? 679 00:33:37,665 --> 00:33:40,195 - I think she's in the bathroom making videos. 680 00:33:40,195 --> 00:33:43,325 - LIZ: What time did they leave LA? - About an hour ago. Sam! 681 00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:44,765 - Well, good. That gives us some time 682 00:33:44,765 --> 00:33:46,805 to get to know each other before we toss your asses 683 00:33:46,805 --> 00:33:48,245 out to the coyotes. 684 00:33:48,245 --> 00:33:50,465 [Liz and Richard laugh] 685 00:33:50,465 --> 00:33:52,685 - Where's the fucking bathroom? 686 00:33:52,685 --> 00:33:54,385 - It's through there. 687 00:33:56,645 --> 00:33:57,775 - Sam. 688 00:33:58,865 --> 00:34:00,385 Sam. - Hey. 689 00:34:00,385 --> 00:34:02,385 - [gasps] - Sorry. I think we should leave. 690 00:34:02,385 --> 00:34:03,865 These people are really fucking freaking me out. 691 00:34:03,865 --> 00:34:04,915 They're really weird. 692 00:34:04,915 --> 00:34:07,875 - Hey, this is your weekend. 693 00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:10,355 Nothing's going to happen to you while I'm here. 694 00:34:10,355 --> 00:34:12,575 These people are harmless. They just want attention. 695 00:34:14,225 --> 00:34:16,575 - You promise? 696 00:34:16,575 --> 00:34:18,625 - Let's get you those sponsors. 697 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:20,055 - Champagne? - Jesus. 698 00:34:22,975 --> 00:34:24,195 - A toast. 699 00:34:25,235 --> 00:34:26,805 - Mmm. 700 00:34:26,805 --> 00:34:28,765 To new friends. 701 00:34:28,765 --> 00:34:31,065 - [chuckles] - [chuckles] Oh, what? 702 00:34:37,465 --> 00:34:38,685 Mmm. 703 00:34:41,475 --> 00:34:43,165 The good stuff. - Mm-hmm. 704 00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:49,655 - This is some of the best Scotch money can buy. 705 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,565 - This shit? 706 00:34:52,565 --> 00:34:55,915 - They only sell this to connoisseurs... 707 00:34:55,915 --> 00:34:57,745 and douchebags. 708 00:35:01,925 --> 00:35:04,535 So... 709 00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:06,015 which one are you? 710 00:35:07,325 --> 00:35:08,495 - RICHARD: Hmm. 711 00:35:08,975 --> 00:35:10,285 Hard to say. 712 00:35:11,415 --> 00:35:13,195 I just found this in the cupboard. 713 00:35:19,165 --> 00:35:20,555 - LIZ: What a beautiful night. 714 00:35:22,725 --> 00:35:24,645 - You come out here a lot? 715 00:35:24,645 --> 00:35:26,295 - Every chance we get. 716 00:35:26,295 --> 00:35:28,085 We love the seclusion. 717 00:35:29,475 --> 00:35:33,045 - Even the Mormons leave us alone. 718 00:35:33,045 --> 00:35:35,915 - It's too bad. Those boys give great head. 719 00:35:38,135 --> 00:35:40,485 - So are you two swinger or something? 720 00:35:40,485 --> 00:35:42,795 Because you should know, we are not interested. 721 00:35:42,795 --> 00:35:43,925 - No, dear. 722 00:35:43,925 --> 00:35:45,625 We're just two out-of-work actors 723 00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:49,145 not afraid to research a role, to dig deep. 724 00:35:49,145 --> 00:35:50,625 - Film or television? 725 00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:53,325 - Oh, we prefer the "thea-tah." 726 00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:55,155 - We're actors. 727 00:35:55,155 --> 00:35:58,805 - Richard used to be a mime. - Low blow. 728 00:35:58,805 --> 00:36:01,815 But I was the best mime in the square. 729 00:36:01,815 --> 00:36:03,635 - So you don't like movies? 730 00:36:03,635 --> 00:36:06,645 - No, I like a good film. 731 00:36:06,645 --> 00:36:08,645 But when the house lights come up, 732 00:36:08,645 --> 00:36:11,605 I'd like a fair shot at banging the lead. 733 00:36:14,655 --> 00:36:16,265 - Is that how you two met? 734 00:36:17,045 --> 00:36:18,565 - That's how I meet a lot of men. 735 00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:23,575 - Samantha, what's your favorite movie? 736 00:36:25,275 --> 00:36:28,225 - I don't want to say. - Oh, let me guess. 737 00:36:28,225 --> 00:36:30,235 "Breakfast at Tiffany's." 738 00:36:30,235 --> 00:36:32,405 - SAM: Nope. 739 00:36:32,405 --> 00:36:34,235 [mockingly] - "An Affair to Remember." 740 00:36:35,545 --> 00:36:37,365 - RICHARD: I know. 741 00:36:37,365 --> 00:36:39,195 "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner." 742 00:36:41,595 --> 00:36:43,205 - What's that supposed to mean? 743 00:36:44,685 --> 00:36:46,685 - It was a joke. 744 00:36:46,685 --> 00:36:48,295 - A bad joke 745 00:36:48,295 --> 00:36:50,385 from 50 years ago. 746 00:36:50,385 --> 00:36:52,165 - Relax, bro. 747 00:36:53,905 --> 00:36:57,345 - Uh, it's "Jaws." - Really? 748 00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:59,265 - Yeah. When I was little, 749 00:36:59,265 --> 00:37:01,215 it was the only VHS tape my dad had 750 00:37:01,215 --> 00:37:03,175 and my brother and I would watch it all the time. 751 00:37:03,175 --> 00:37:04,785 - Did you hear that, Richard? 752 00:37:06,135 --> 00:37:08,705 What's the matter with "Jaws"? 753 00:37:08,705 --> 00:37:11,405 - Hollywood used to come to the theaters 754 00:37:11,405 --> 00:37:13,445 looking for talent, 755 00:37:13,445 --> 00:37:15,235 but after "Jaws". 756 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:18,275 they just hire a special effects guy 757 00:37:18,275 --> 00:37:24,455 to fist-fuck a puppet through a rehashed morality tale. 758 00:37:24,455 --> 00:37:28,425 - [whispers] They say profanity is a sign of intelligence. 759 00:37:28,425 --> 00:37:30,505 - [also whispers] Do they say that? 760 00:37:30,505 --> 00:37:33,255 - Fuck superheroes, fuck George Lucas 761 00:37:33,255 --> 00:37:35,035 and fuck "Jaws." 762 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:37,695 - [sings Jaws theme] Doo doot. 763 00:37:37,695 --> 00:37:40,825 Doo doot. Doo doot. 764 00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:44,135 Doo doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot, doot do. 765 00:37:44,135 --> 00:37:45,305 [claps] 766 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:47,565 - We're going to need a bigger boat. 767 00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:49,095 - The actual line is "You're going to need a big boat." 768 00:37:49,095 --> 00:37:50,965 - RICHARD: I'm sorry, you don't get it. 769 00:37:50,965 --> 00:37:52,665 Our memories are flawed to protect us 770 00:37:52,665 --> 00:37:56,315 and to make our lives seem meaningful. 771 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:58,795 - More champagne? 772 00:37:58,795 --> 00:38:01,625 - Dwayne doesn't like champagne. - [chuckles] 773 00:38:01,625 --> 00:38:03,285 - That's right. 774 00:38:03,285 --> 00:38:04,765 I prefer scotch. 775 00:38:08,115 --> 00:38:10,155 A toast. 776 00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:11,635 - Do you know that Liz 777 00:38:11,635 --> 00:38:13,505 drank an entire bottle of champagne 778 00:38:13,505 --> 00:38:15,075 on our wedding night? 779 00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:19,475 - What happened? - I don't know if I should say. 780 00:38:19,475 --> 00:38:21,735 Have they legalized sodomy yet? 781 00:38:21,735 --> 00:38:24,385 - Richard! Jesus. - [chuckles] 782 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:26,825 - Dwayne was about to make a toast. 783 00:38:26,825 --> 00:38:27,785 - A toast. 784 00:38:29,045 --> 00:38:31,435 To putting all our cards on the table. 785 00:38:31,435 --> 00:38:33,395 - RICHARD: What does that mean? 786 00:38:33,395 --> 00:38:35,535 - I'd like to see your email confirmation. 787 00:38:35,535 --> 00:38:38,095 - I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 788 00:38:38,095 --> 00:38:40,445 - Can't open the confirmation without the Wi-Fi code. 789 00:38:40,445 --> 00:38:43,365 - Because you didn't take a screenshot. - Exactly. 790 00:38:47,895 --> 00:38:49,505 - It's getting kind of cold out here. 791 00:38:52,195 --> 00:38:53,895 I think I'll go inside. 792 00:38:58,075 --> 00:38:59,595 - RICHARD: What did I say? 793 00:38:59,595 --> 00:39:01,775 Was it the sodomy thing? 794 00:39:01,775 --> 00:39:06,345 [Liz playing piano] - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 795 00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:13,355 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 796 00:39:14,965 --> 00:39:21,705 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah 797 00:39:21,705 --> 00:39:23,315 - There you go. You forgot this. 798 00:39:23,315 --> 00:39:25,365 [singing continues] 799 00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:34,895 - When do you think this place was built? 800 00:39:37,675 --> 00:39:39,375 - I would say the late '40s. 801 00:39:41,205 --> 00:39:43,645 But why do you care about a building's birthday? 802 00:39:43,645 --> 00:39:45,995 - I don't care, man. I'm just making small talk. 803 00:39:47,215 --> 00:39:49,215 - A building's just a container, right? 804 00:39:49,215 --> 00:39:50,695 - I guess. 805 00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:58,305 - You like the Beatles? - Of course. 806 00:39:58,305 --> 00:39:59,705 - Which one's your favorite? 807 00:40:01,485 --> 00:40:03,405 - That's-- That's a tough one. 808 00:40:03,405 --> 00:40:05,225 - Gun to your head. Who's your favorite? 809 00:40:05,225 --> 00:40:06,925 - I'd say John. 810 00:40:06,925 --> 00:40:09,105 - He's great, right? - Yeah. 811 00:40:09,105 --> 00:40:11,275 - But nobody gives a shit about John Lennon's mother 812 00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:13,585 or her fucking birthday. [chuckles] 813 00:40:14,585 --> 00:40:16,235 [plays discordant notes] 814 00:40:16,235 --> 00:40:19,375 - Richard has some issues with 815 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,505 [low voiced] women. 816 00:40:26,245 --> 00:40:27,515 - Don't all men? 817 00:40:28,815 --> 00:40:30,295 - What's Ricky's issue? 818 00:40:33,165 --> 00:40:34,995 - Wait. I don't have any problems with women. 819 00:40:34,995 --> 00:40:36,865 - Your girlfriend says you do. 820 00:40:36,865 --> 00:40:38,615 - No, that's not what I said. 821 00:40:38,615 --> 00:40:40,485 - Yeah, you did. You said, "Don't all men?" 822 00:40:40,485 --> 00:40:42,655 - What? No. - Yeah. 823 00:40:42,655 --> 00:40:44,655 You said, "Don't all men" have issues with women. 824 00:40:44,655 --> 00:40:47,445 - I-- I didn't mean what I said. 825 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,185 - Well, does Ricky know the difference? 826 00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:50,535 - Between what? 827 00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:53,145 - Between what a woman says and what a woman means. 828 00:40:53,145 --> 00:40:54,885 [discordant tones play] 829 00:40:56,935 --> 00:40:58,975 - Wait. I support women as much as the next guy. 830 00:40:58,975 --> 00:41:00,325 - More than most. 831 00:41:01,455 --> 00:41:05,285 - What year... did women get the right to vote? 832 00:41:05,285 --> 00:41:07,815 - He doesn't know the answer to that. 833 00:41:07,815 --> 00:41:08,905 - I might. 834 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:11,035 - You don't. 835 00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:13,345 - LIZ: It was a trick question. We've always had the right. 836 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:14,865 - RICHARD: Even I knew that. 837 00:41:14,865 --> 00:41:16,865 - Well, Carrie, let me ask you, 838 00:41:16,865 --> 00:41:21,135 on what day were women actually allowed to vote? 839 00:41:21,135 --> 00:41:22,915 - I don't know. You tell me. 840 00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:24,965 - I'm sorry. Is that offensive? 841 00:41:24,965 --> 00:41:27,355 - Is what offensive? - Allowed. 842 00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:28,575 I used the word "allowed" 843 00:41:28,575 --> 00:41:30,355 as if it wasn't something you fought for 844 00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:33,095 or, I mean, they fought for. 845 00:41:33,095 --> 00:41:35,795 - I'm not offended. Maybe just a little confused. 846 00:41:35,795 --> 00:41:38,325 - I mean, you didn't actually fight for anything, right? 847 00:41:38,325 --> 00:41:40,755 I mean, I don't mean you exactly, 848 00:41:40,755 --> 00:41:42,105 but I am including you. 849 00:41:42,105 --> 00:41:43,505 - What she means is your generation 850 00:41:43,505 --> 00:41:46,025 really hasn't furthered the women's movement. 851 00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:48,545 - She understands me, Richard. - Of course I do. 852 00:41:48,545 --> 00:41:50,115 I just don't think I deserve to be lumped in 853 00:41:50,115 --> 00:41:53,075 with my entire generation. 854 00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:56,685 - Well, maybe you have a problem with women. 855 00:41:58,825 --> 00:42:00,475 [Richard chuckling] 856 00:42:02,045 --> 00:42:03,695 I know I do. 857 00:42:09,785 --> 00:42:11,315 - [whispering] Thanks for defending me, asshole. 858 00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:17,575 [1920's swing jazz playing] 859 00:42:29,935 --> 00:42:31,375 - Mind if I join you? 860 00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:32,555 - Sure. 861 00:42:32,555 --> 00:42:33,855 Five bucks a game. 862 00:42:35,555 --> 00:42:36,815 - Make it 20. 863 00:42:37,725 --> 00:42:39,035 Rack 'em. 864 00:42:42,035 --> 00:42:43,565 - LIZ: No matter what the occasion, 865 00:42:43,565 --> 00:42:45,825 women always migrate to the kitchen. 866 00:42:45,825 --> 00:42:47,175 - We're well trained. 867 00:42:48,695 --> 00:42:51,745 - When we were newlyweds, I gave Richard food poisoning. 868 00:42:52,525 --> 00:42:54,355 Now he won't even let me near the microwave. 869 00:42:54,355 --> 00:42:56,055 - [chuckles] You're funny. 870 00:42:59,095 --> 00:43:00,965 - So, when did you find out you were sick? 871 00:43:02,585 --> 00:43:04,405 - What do you mean? 872 00:43:04,405 --> 00:43:06,105 - It's okay, dear. You can say it. 873 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:08,585 - Say what? 874 00:43:10,235 --> 00:43:12,675 - Just say the word. It'll help. Trust me. 875 00:43:12,675 --> 00:43:14,205 - What word? 876 00:43:14,205 --> 00:43:16,245 - Sam, just say it. 877 00:43:21,555 --> 00:43:23,125 - Cancer? 878 00:43:23,515 --> 00:43:24,905 - But without the question mark. 879 00:43:28,645 --> 00:43:30,475 - [sighs] Cancer. 880 00:43:32,475 --> 00:43:33,955 - There you go. 881 00:43:34,965 --> 00:43:36,485 You feel better? 882 00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:38,615 Well, probably not. 883 00:43:38,615 --> 00:43:40,485 But you can't break out of a cage 884 00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:41,965 if you don't know you're in it. 885 00:43:43,275 --> 00:43:44,405 - How could you tell? 886 00:43:45,755 --> 00:43:47,365 - I can see it in your eyes. 887 00:43:48,365 --> 00:43:50,195 So, when did you find out? 888 00:43:50,195 --> 00:43:51,495 - About a week ago. 889 00:43:53,845 --> 00:43:55,025 - Are you scared? 890 00:43:55,025 --> 00:43:56,325 - A little. 891 00:43:56,805 --> 00:43:58,115 Okay. A lot. 892 00:44:01,465 --> 00:44:02,905 - I was, too. 893 00:44:05,255 --> 00:44:08,685 But with a cheap oncologist and an expensive wig, 894 00:44:08,685 --> 00:44:10,035 you'll be fine. 895 00:44:11,865 --> 00:44:13,305 - You had cancer? 896 00:44:13,305 --> 00:44:14,565 - I still do. 897 00:44:15,215 --> 00:44:16,745 I'm in remission. 898 00:44:16,745 --> 00:44:18,695 Six months. 899 00:44:18,695 --> 00:44:21,265 And that's why we're out here celebrating. 900 00:44:21,265 --> 00:44:24,925 - Did you lose your hair? - Ah, it's hard to tell, huh? 901 00:44:24,925 --> 00:44:26,665 Don't look too close. [chuckles] 902 00:44:29,055 --> 00:44:30,405 - I was gonna shave my head last night, 903 00:44:30,405 --> 00:44:32,195 but I didn't want Dwayne to freak out. 904 00:44:32,885 --> 00:44:34,105 - Smart girl. 905 00:44:35,065 --> 00:44:36,365 How's he taking it? 906 00:44:40,115 --> 00:44:42,635 - I haven't told him yet. 907 00:44:42,635 --> 00:44:45,725 I was, um-- I was gonna tell everybody tonight. 908 00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:50,035 - Over a big expensive bottle of champagne, and I opened it. 909 00:44:50,035 --> 00:44:51,295 - It's okay. 910 00:44:51,295 --> 00:44:53,345 At least I had somebody here to help me drink it. 911 00:44:53,345 --> 00:44:54,605 - We sure were. 912 00:44:56,385 --> 00:44:59,825 - [laughs] I was gonna throw this... party 913 00:44:59,825 --> 00:45:03,615 to celebrate my inevitable victory over cancer. 914 00:45:03,615 --> 00:45:06,265 God, it sounds so stupid when I say it out loud. 915 00:45:06,265 --> 00:45:08,745 - It's not stupid, darling. You're an optimist. 916 00:45:08,745 --> 00:45:11,795 - No, I just really-- I just really like parties, 917 00:45:11,795 --> 00:45:13,585 especially if they're for me, you know. 918 00:45:15,065 --> 00:45:18,625 - It's not a very big party for a girl with a million friends. 919 00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:20,545 - It's only half a million, and they're just followers. 920 00:45:20,545 --> 00:45:22,805 I don't have that many friends actually. 921 00:45:22,805 --> 00:45:25,075 - Oh, come on. A pretty girl like you? 922 00:45:29,165 --> 00:45:31,725 - And I'm just not ready for any of this to be real. 923 00:45:33,555 --> 00:45:36,645 - Let me tell you, the cancer is real. 924 00:45:38,695 --> 00:45:41,915 But don't just sit around waiting for it to kill you. 925 00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:49,315 - BLAKE: Master bedroom. Two deceased. 926 00:45:50,485 --> 00:45:53,355 Black male, mid-to-late 30s. 927 00:45:55,105 --> 00:45:57,975 Stab wound to the upper right abdomen. 928 00:45:57,975 --> 00:46:00,625 Does not look self-inflicted. 929 00:46:02,415 --> 00:46:04,635 - BOBBY: Female, early 30s, Caucasian. 930 00:46:04,635 --> 00:46:06,585 Ligatures around the neck and a garotte... 931 00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:10,245 from a scarf. 932 00:46:10,945 --> 00:46:12,115 That's kinky. 933 00:46:13,075 --> 00:46:14,985 So, what do you thinking, an orgy? 934 00:46:14,985 --> 00:46:18,865 I bet an orgy gone horribly wrong obviously. 935 00:46:21,825 --> 00:46:23,215 This could be like a... 936 00:46:23,215 --> 00:46:27,085 autoerotic asphyxiation kind of thing. Right? 937 00:46:27,435 --> 00:46:29,265 - With a little knife play? 938 00:46:30,095 --> 00:46:32,315 - Yeah. But who staged them like this? 939 00:46:34,615 --> 00:46:37,275 ["The Flower Duet" by Lo Delibes] 940 00:46:41,405 --> 00:46:42,805 [billiard balls clacking] 941 00:46:54,765 --> 00:46:56,335 - So, you're new to acting? 942 00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:03,605 - Started in college after I broke my shoulder. 943 00:47:03,605 --> 00:47:04,865 - Oh. 944 00:47:06,785 --> 00:47:08,125 Football? 945 00:47:10,005 --> 00:47:11,875 - Pole vaulting. 946 00:47:11,875 --> 00:47:14,835 Pole snapped, and I missed the pad. 947 00:47:14,835 --> 00:47:16,705 - So, how did that lead to acting? 948 00:47:17,665 --> 00:47:19,705 - My therapist thought it might help take my mind off 949 00:47:19,705 --> 00:47:22,705 of my lost scholarship and failed athletic career. 950 00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:26,325 - So, you gave up your own life to live someone else's. 951 00:47:27,975 --> 00:47:29,235 - Yeah. 952 00:47:31,375 --> 00:47:33,675 Sounds corny, but it helped a lot. 953 00:47:37,505 --> 00:47:39,295 - Makes this all seem silly, right? 954 00:47:41,205 --> 00:47:42,515 - What? 955 00:47:44,865 --> 00:47:46,865 This? Tonight? 956 00:47:48,085 --> 00:47:49,385 - Yeah. 957 00:47:49,385 --> 00:47:51,525 Four people... 958 00:47:51,525 --> 00:47:54,525 arguing over which couple gets to stay in the house 959 00:47:54,525 --> 00:47:56,095 with four bedrooms. 960 00:47:58,315 --> 00:47:59,835 - You have a point. 961 00:48:01,745 --> 00:48:03,965 - Well, there you are. - I'm not hiding. 962 00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:05,755 - Yeah, then what is it exactly that you're doing? 963 00:48:05,755 --> 00:48:08,585 - I'm being on vacation. You should try it. 964 00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:11,455 - I don't think you fully appreciate this situation. 965 00:48:11,455 --> 00:48:13,285 - And what's that? 966 00:48:13,285 --> 00:48:15,195 - The weekend's a bust. 967 00:48:15,195 --> 00:48:16,505 Your friends aren't coming. 968 00:48:16,505 --> 00:48:18,245 And these swinging hippies-- 969 00:48:18,245 --> 00:48:20,285 - They're not swinging hippies. 970 00:48:20,285 --> 00:48:22,245 - I'll take that back. 971 00:48:22,245 --> 00:48:23,855 - Richard! - Hey, shut up, will you? 972 00:48:23,855 --> 00:48:25,855 - Liz! - Shh. What are you doing? 973 00:48:27,945 --> 00:48:29,295 Get your shit together. We're getting out of here. 974 00:48:29,295 --> 00:48:32,125 [Carrie chuckles] 975 00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:34,255 - What's your hurry? 976 00:48:34,255 --> 00:48:36,045 What's her name? 977 00:48:36,045 --> 00:48:38,355 - Care Bear. Right? 978 00:48:38,355 --> 00:48:39,825 That's what he calls you. 979 00:48:39,825 --> 00:48:41,745 - That's long ago. - Nah, fuck this. I'm out. 980 00:48:44,445 --> 00:48:46,145 - RICHARD: So, what do you do for a living? 981 00:48:46,745 --> 00:48:49,755 - I sell Korean computer parts 982 00:48:49,755 --> 00:48:53,935 to a few Japanese factories in the Midwest. 983 00:48:53,935 --> 00:48:55,415 [Richard chuckles] 984 00:48:55,415 --> 00:48:58,025 - "Made in the USA," huh? 985 00:48:58,025 --> 00:49:00,375 - We prefer the term "assemble." 986 00:49:01,725 --> 00:49:03,205 - Have you been to Asia? 987 00:49:04,765 --> 00:49:06,685 - Sam and I are going to Tokyo in the fall. 988 00:49:06,685 --> 00:49:07,855 - You're gonna love it. 989 00:49:07,855 --> 00:49:09,465 Back in the '80s, 990 00:49:09,465 --> 00:49:12,255 I went to Japan to do research for a role. 991 00:49:12,255 --> 00:49:13,605 It's a beautiful country. 992 00:49:13,605 --> 00:49:15,995 - Wait a minute. You played an Asian? 993 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:18,085 - Not like Hepburn or Rooney. 994 00:49:18,085 --> 00:49:22,005 I just straightened my hair and changed my I's to R's. 995 00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:27,185 - Well, you can't do that anymore. 996 00:49:27,185 --> 00:49:28,965 - Oh, I know. But why not? 997 00:49:33,365 --> 00:49:34,845 - 'Cause you're not Asian. 998 00:49:36,015 --> 00:49:37,935 - Well, I'm not Danish either. 999 00:49:39,325 --> 00:49:41,975 But I've played Hamlet eight times. 1000 00:49:43,765 --> 00:49:46,205 [opera music continues 1001 00:49:50,685 --> 00:49:52,515 [billiard balls clacking] 1002 00:49:58,775 --> 00:50:00,125 Damn. 1003 00:50:03,215 --> 00:50:05,955 - "God hath given you one face, 1004 00:50:05,955 --> 00:50:07,965 and you make yourself another," 1005 00:50:09,095 --> 00:50:10,795 Richard. [pats shoulder] 1006 00:50:17,145 --> 00:50:18,715 - [radio ]...gearing up for what some fear could... 1007 00:50:20,455 --> 00:50:21,625 - Hey, sweetie. 1008 00:50:23,755 --> 00:50:25,715 You're not gonna find a motel room out here. 1009 00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:31,555 It's Memorial Day weekend. 1010 00:50:32,245 --> 00:50:34,035 - I'll drive to L.A. I don't give a fuck. 1011 00:50:34,035 --> 00:50:35,295 - Right. 1012 00:50:35,295 --> 00:50:38,075 And leave your girlfriend here with us? 1013 00:50:38,075 --> 00:50:41,215 Honey, we're strangers. 1014 00:50:46,565 --> 00:50:48,045 - Our friends are on their way. 1015 00:50:49,135 --> 00:50:50,175 You keep saying that, 1016 00:50:50,175 --> 00:50:51,965 but I don't really think you believe it. 1017 00:50:53,095 --> 00:50:54,315 - Fuck! 1018 00:50:56,705 --> 00:50:58,055 - Do you feel better? 1019 00:51:17,295 --> 00:51:18,645 - What are you thinking? 1020 00:51:19,775 --> 00:51:21,865 - I think it's obvious. 1021 00:51:21,865 --> 00:51:24,255 - Sure. But specifically? 1022 00:51:25,475 --> 00:51:27,605 - [laughs] Well, self-explanatory 1023 00:51:27,605 --> 00:51:31,825 because of the way her clavicle is-- 1024 00:51:31,825 --> 00:51:33,355 - Yeah. Moving on. 1025 00:51:39,135 --> 00:51:40,885 - [sighs] 1026 00:51:44,105 --> 00:51:45,665 Hey, I also-- 1027 00:51:47,275 --> 00:51:49,545 ["Miss Lindy" by Larry and the Lamplighters] 1028 00:51:50,285 --> 00:51:52,585 ♪ Have you ever Met Miss Lindy? ♪ 1029 00:51:52,585 --> 00:51:54,805 ♪ She's the gal With the bright red hair ♪ 1030 00:51:54,805 --> 00:51:57,115 ♪ Now she stands out From all the rest ♪ 1031 00:51:57,115 --> 00:51:58,985 ♪ You'd know her anywhere ♪ 1032 00:51:58,985 --> 00:52:00,075 ♪ Well, she's mine ♪ 1033 00:52:01,165 --> 00:52:02,335 ♪ Yeah, she's mine ♪ 1034 00:52:03,515 --> 00:52:05,515 ♪ Well, I love That little girl ♪ 1035 00:52:05,515 --> 00:52:08,085 ♪ With the bright red hair ♪ 1036 00:52:08,085 --> 00:52:11,255 ♪ Well Miss Lindy My Miss Lindy ♪ 1037 00:52:11,255 --> 00:52:13,135 - Don't stop on my account. 1038 00:52:13,135 --> 00:52:14,875 - You don't give me much choice. 1039 00:52:18,175 --> 00:52:19,485 - Where did Ricky go? 1040 00:52:20,225 --> 00:52:22,005 - You never know with him. 1041 00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:24,315 - Hmm. - What about Liz? 1042 00:52:24,885 --> 00:52:26,705 - That's easy. 1043 00:52:26,705 --> 00:52:28,105 She's a creature of habit. 1044 00:52:30,625 --> 00:52:32,105 - I feel like you two needed this weekend 1045 00:52:32,105 --> 00:52:33,455 to go a certain way. 1046 00:52:36,585 --> 00:52:37,805 - We're networking. 1047 00:52:39,065 --> 00:52:40,675 Trying to salvage her career. 1048 00:52:40,675 --> 00:52:42,285 - Ah, let me guess. 1049 00:52:43,505 --> 00:52:45,375 She's too old to play the girlfriend 1050 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,295 and too skinny to play the mom. 1051 00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:50,735 - Exactly. 1052 00:52:50,735 --> 00:52:53,125 - And, ironically, as her body gets worse, 1053 00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:54,825 her acting improves. 1054 00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:01,965 You should tell her to write her own scripts, 1055 00:53:01,965 --> 00:53:03,745 give herself the best parts. 1056 00:53:05,925 --> 00:53:08,405 She needs to take control. 1057 00:53:08,405 --> 00:53:09,535 - I'm sorry. 1058 00:53:17,755 --> 00:53:20,285 No. Hey. No. Look, listen. 1059 00:53:20,285 --> 00:53:22,065 That-- That's not happening. 1060 00:53:27,855 --> 00:53:29,945 - So, who won? 1061 00:53:29,945 --> 00:53:32,255 - Well, the bard was winning. 1062 00:53:32,255 --> 00:53:34,905 - But I unintentionally... - Scratched on the eight ball. 1063 00:53:34,905 --> 00:53:37,035 - [chuckles] You're familiar with my work. 1064 00:53:37,035 --> 00:53:38,435 [Liz chuckles] 1065 00:53:38,955 --> 00:53:41,005 Here you go. You forgot this. 1066 00:53:41,005 --> 00:53:42,745 - SAM: Babe, it's getting late. What do you wanna do? 1067 00:53:46,045 --> 00:53:48,265 - I think Dwayne is about to be very drunk. 1068 00:53:51,755 --> 00:53:53,235 - He's not wrong. 1069 00:53:56,015 --> 00:53:57,715 - What do you wanna do about Ricky and Carrie? 1070 00:53:57,715 --> 00:53:59,455 - They're probably sitting in another house 1071 00:53:59,455 --> 00:54:00,805 with another nice couple... 1072 00:54:00,805 --> 00:54:02,505 - Safe and sound. 1073 00:54:02,505 --> 00:54:04,245 -...wondering where you're at. 1074 00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:06,895 - So, how long you two been actors? 1075 00:54:09,635 --> 00:54:11,465 - Over 30 years. 1076 00:54:15,165 --> 00:54:17,255 - Dwayne started acting after he blew out his knee. 1077 00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:20,125 - RICHARD: It was his shoulder. 1078 00:54:22,175 --> 00:54:23,995 - Same difference. 1079 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:27,525 - He played Judas in "The Passion Play." 1080 00:54:28,965 --> 00:54:31,355 - You didn't tell me you played Judas Iscariot. 1081 00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:33,005 - He was very good. 1082 00:54:33,745 --> 00:54:35,015 - DWAYNE: Wasn't easy. 1083 00:54:35,015 --> 00:54:37,015 - How could it be? 1084 00:54:37,015 --> 00:54:39,315 He saw the miracles and betrayed him anyway 1085 00:54:39,315 --> 00:54:42,625 for just 40 pieces of silver. 1086 00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,585 - That was 30. 1087 00:54:44,585 --> 00:54:47,845 - Well, most men would need at least 40 1088 00:54:47,845 --> 00:54:49,595 just to consider it. 1089 00:54:50,675 --> 00:54:52,375 - Only 30. 1090 00:54:53,115 --> 00:54:54,765 - Would you have done it for less? 1091 00:54:56,035 --> 00:54:57,725 - What do you mean? 1092 00:54:57,725 --> 00:54:58,905 - Dwayne knows what I mean. 1093 00:54:58,905 --> 00:55:00,205 He's done the work. 1094 00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:02,775 Would you have done it for less? 1095 00:55:04,955 --> 00:55:06,825 - It wasn't about the money. 1096 00:55:06,825 --> 00:55:08,435 - That's right. 1097 00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:09,875 It's never about the money. 1098 00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:12,575 And Jesus had to die that night 1099 00:55:12,575 --> 00:55:16,055 and someone had to betray him. 1100 00:55:16,055 --> 00:55:17,795 - And God chose me. 1101 00:55:17,795 --> 00:55:20,795 - That's right. God made Judas do it. 1102 00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:23,755 - Exactly. - God betrayed Judas. 1103 00:55:23,755 --> 00:55:24,885 - He chose me. 1104 00:55:24,885 --> 00:55:26,415 - He betrayed you. 1105 00:55:27,545 --> 00:55:30,895 - [laughs] That's right. 1106 00:55:30,895 --> 00:55:32,595 - [chuckles] Look at that, Liz. 1107 00:55:33,505 --> 00:55:35,375 He's got the goods. - Mm-hmm. 1108 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:39,465 - [laughs] I don't have anything. 1109 00:55:39,465 --> 00:55:42,335 - Bullshit, man. You're a listener. 1110 00:55:42,335 --> 00:55:44,555 And acting is listening. 1111 00:55:44,555 --> 00:55:46,515 - And reacting. 1112 00:55:46,515 --> 00:55:48,695 - Yes, of course acting is reacting. 1113 00:55:48,695 --> 00:55:50,395 But you can't react if you're not listening, 1114 00:55:50,395 --> 00:55:52,045 and Dwayne's a listener. 1115 00:55:52,045 --> 00:55:53,045 [Dwayne chuckles] 1116 00:55:53,045 --> 00:55:54,485 But more importantly... 1117 00:55:57,395 --> 00:55:59,055 ...he's not drunk. 1118 00:56:03,365 --> 00:56:04,625 - Come on, babe. Let's-- - I wasn't sure 1119 00:56:04,625 --> 00:56:06,185 until I smelled the Ficus 1120 00:56:06,185 --> 00:56:08,975 he was watering with that very expensive scotch. 1121 00:56:10,415 --> 00:56:13,285 It's an old salesman's trick. 1122 00:56:13,285 --> 00:56:16,155 See, the scotch is a prop, mostly for me. 1123 00:56:17,465 --> 00:56:20,075 It loosens him up, and it tells me I can... 1124 00:56:21,425 --> 00:56:23,465 ...let down my guard. 1125 00:56:23,465 --> 00:56:24,855 - SAM: Okay, we're leaving. 1126 00:56:28,215 --> 00:56:29,645 - No. 1127 00:56:31,035 --> 00:56:33,955 Fuck this guy. I ain't going anywhere. 1128 00:56:33,955 --> 00:56:36,085 - Then give me the keys. 1129 00:56:36,085 --> 00:56:37,615 Give me the fucking keys! 1130 00:56:39,835 --> 00:56:41,315 - You can't go yet. 1131 00:56:43,135 --> 00:56:45,755 [scoffs] You haven't revealed your little secret. 1132 00:56:50,495 --> 00:56:52,275 - Secret. What are you talking about? 1133 00:56:52,275 --> 00:56:55,105 - It's kind of obvious if you're paying attention. 1134 00:56:58,065 --> 00:57:00,505 - What is, asshole? 1135 00:57:14,305 --> 00:57:15,605 - I was, um-- 1136 00:57:16,865 --> 00:57:18,655 I was gonna tell you tonight. 1137 00:57:24,485 --> 00:57:26,535 - Sam has breast cancer. 1138 00:57:30,355 --> 00:57:31,755 - Oh, my God. [discordant tone on piano plays] 1139 00:57:33,625 --> 00:57:36,405 - I probably shouldn't have said that. 1140 00:57:43,245 --> 00:57:44,935 - What is she talking about? 1141 00:57:49,165 --> 00:57:50,855 - [whispering] I'm sorry. 1142 00:57:58,175 --> 00:57:59,785 [door closes] 1143 00:57:59,785 --> 00:58:02,045 - Why do you think she was wearing that ridiculous scarf? 1144 00:58:18,975 --> 00:58:21,105 [suspenseful music playing] 1145 00:58:21,105 --> 00:58:22,545 - Yo, I thought you were leaving. 1146 00:58:22,545 --> 00:58:23,765 - Not without you. 1147 00:58:26,065 --> 00:58:27,325 - What a gentleman. 1148 00:58:33,815 --> 00:58:34,985 - Did you have fun? 1149 00:58:34,985 --> 00:58:37,165 - Playing hard to get. You? 1150 00:58:37,165 --> 00:58:39,085 - Richard's not my time. - Shut up. We're leaving. 1151 00:58:40,165 --> 00:58:41,385 Show me the confirmation. 1152 00:58:41,385 --> 00:58:42,785 - I'd rather not. 1153 00:58:42,785 --> 00:58:44,825 - Richard, maybe we should leave. 1154 00:58:44,825 --> 00:58:46,745 - Richard, maybe you should listen to your wife. 1155 00:58:46,745 --> 00:58:48,965 - She's just saying that to seem polite. 1156 00:58:48,965 --> 00:58:50,745 She knows we're not going anywhere. 1157 00:58:50,745 --> 00:58:51,965 - Guilty. 1158 00:58:51,965 --> 00:58:53,965 - Then show us the key. 1159 00:58:53,965 --> 00:58:56,355 - Try to see it from our perspec-- - Where's the fucking key? 1160 00:58:56,355 --> 00:58:57,575 - [laughs] 1161 00:58:57,575 --> 00:58:59,885 Ah, the weed must have worn off, huh, Cheech? 1162 00:58:59,885 --> 00:59:01,365 - Nah, man. It's just kicking in. 1163 00:59:01,365 --> 00:59:02,755 Now, show me the goddamn key. 1164 00:59:02,755 --> 00:59:04,415 - Why should I? 1165 00:59:04,415 --> 00:59:06,495 - If you show it to us, we'll leave. 1166 00:59:06,495 --> 00:59:07,585 - What if I don't want you to leave? 1167 00:59:07,585 --> 00:59:09,675 I mean, we haven't finished our game. 1168 00:59:09,675 --> 00:59:12,205 - Fuck you. We're out of here. 1169 00:59:12,205 --> 00:59:14,115 - I'll show you the key. - You will? 1170 00:59:17,985 --> 00:59:19,555 - I don't have it. Do you, Lizzie? 1171 00:59:20,165 --> 00:59:21,475 - Oh. 1172 00:59:22,295 --> 00:59:23,645 - Fuck this shit. - RICHARD: Wait a minute. 1173 00:59:24,295 --> 00:59:26,385 I think I saw it earlier. 1174 00:59:26,385 --> 00:59:27,865 It's in the bedroom. 1175 00:59:28,915 --> 00:59:30,305 - It is? 1176 00:59:35,445 --> 00:59:37,005 [light knocking] 1177 00:59:37,745 --> 00:59:39,015 Sam? 1178 00:59:42,495 --> 00:59:44,185 - I'll be out in a minute. 1179 00:59:44,495 --> 00:59:46,105 - Please don't be upset with me. 1180 00:59:47,235 --> 00:59:48,715 - Please go away. 1181 00:59:50,765 --> 00:59:52,375 - It just slipped out. 1182 00:59:54,985 --> 00:59:56,375 - Leave me alone. 1183 00:59:59,505 --> 01:00:00,905 - RICHARD: You didn't know, huh? 1184 01:00:01,555 --> 01:00:03,425 - Sam does not have cancer. 1185 01:00:04,335 --> 01:00:05,905 - I'd be in denial, too. 1186 01:00:07,255 --> 01:00:09,215 I bet she's got great tits. 1187 01:00:09,825 --> 01:00:10,995 [knife clicks] 1188 01:00:20,795 --> 01:00:22,485 - Come on, man. We don't have to do this. 1189 01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:24,755 [Richard laughing] 1190 01:00:34,155 --> 01:00:36,115 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1191 01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:39,075 What do you want from us? 1192 01:00:43,165 --> 01:00:44,425 - I'd like to fuck your girlfriend 1193 01:00:44,425 --> 01:00:46,735 while my wife eats my ass. 1194 01:00:47,865 --> 01:00:49,345 How about you? 1195 01:00:50,475 --> 01:00:52,565 [groaning] 1196 01:00:56,655 --> 01:00:58,565 [wheezing] 1197 01:01:20,415 --> 01:01:21,935 - You weren't supposed to come in here. 1198 01:01:26,635 --> 01:01:28,815 I fixed the shower curtain with some packing tape 1199 01:01:28,815 --> 01:01:30,735 I found in a drawer in the kitchen. 1200 01:01:30,735 --> 01:01:32,035 - Oh, my God. 1201 01:01:33,295 --> 01:01:35,995 - I think I did a pretty good job, 1202 01:01:35,995 --> 01:01:37,955 but there is still quite a mess. 1203 01:01:40,785 --> 01:01:44,655 I tried to stop the bleeding, but I ran out of tape, 1204 01:01:44,655 --> 01:01:47,055 and the cuts were just way too deep. 1205 01:01:48,615 --> 01:01:49,925 Which is really for the best 1206 01:01:49,925 --> 01:01:53,105 because I don't need the competition. 1207 01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:56,665 - Dwayne! - I don't think Dwayne can hear you, dear. 1208 01:01:59,935 --> 01:02:01,895 [tense music] 1209 01:02:14,735 --> 01:02:15,685 - I found it! 1210 01:02:16,735 --> 01:02:19,125 - Well, that could be any key. 1211 01:02:19,125 --> 01:02:20,915 - So, what do you want me to do? 1212 01:02:20,915 --> 01:02:23,435 - Go outside... and prove it. 1213 01:02:24,785 --> 01:02:27,435 - O ye of little faith. 1214 01:02:27,435 --> 01:02:28,965 [chuckles] 1215 01:02:30,525 --> 01:02:32,095 See you in act three. 1216 01:02:38,925 --> 01:02:40,715 - They should have warned you about Richard. 1217 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,155 He seems like a nice man, 1218 01:02:44,155 --> 01:02:45,845 but he doesn't like being embarrassed. 1219 01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:49,025 [door rattling] 1220 01:02:49,025 --> 01:02:50,855 It breaks his concentration. 1221 01:02:52,205 --> 01:02:55,385 He loses touch with who he is and who he's pretending to be. 1222 01:02:55,385 --> 01:02:57,255 [laughing] 1223 01:02:57,255 --> 01:02:59,425 [rattling continues] 1224 01:03:11,525 --> 01:03:13,225 - [groans] - Fuck. 1225 01:03:13,225 --> 01:03:14,925 Are you okay? Hey, hey. 1226 01:03:17,315 --> 01:03:18,755 Are you okay? Hey. 1227 01:03:20,145 --> 01:03:21,275 - It worked. - LIZ: Richard. 1228 01:03:21,275 --> 01:03:23,275 - I won. - Look what you did. 1229 01:03:23,275 --> 01:03:25,235 - You broke her fucking nose, man! 1230 01:03:25,235 --> 01:03:26,415 - She'll be all right. 1231 01:03:26,415 --> 01:03:28,155 - Sweetie, I don't mean to laugh. 1232 01:03:28,155 --> 01:03:29,415 There's a bathroom right in there. 1233 01:03:29,415 --> 01:03:31,025 I'll get you some ice. 1234 01:03:34,335 --> 01:03:36,985 [playing off-key] 1235 01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:42,645 [sinister laughing] 1236 01:03:42,645 --> 01:03:43,685 [keys ring] 1237 01:03:44,345 --> 01:03:46,125 [Sam screams] 1238 01:03:46,955 --> 01:03:48,655 I hope you don't mind. I borrowed your scarf. 1239 01:03:52,525 --> 01:03:53,655 [exhales] 1240 01:03:55,355 --> 01:03:57,615 [laughs, sighs] 1241 01:04:00,355 --> 01:04:02,835 [gasping] 1242 01:04:06,885 --> 01:04:08,145 [door slams] 1243 01:04:10,495 --> 01:04:13,115 [water running] 1244 01:04:13,895 --> 01:04:15,935 [breathing heavily] 1245 01:04:15,935 --> 01:04:18,465 - [knocking] - Come in. 1246 01:04:18,465 --> 01:04:20,375 - I've got some ice. 1247 01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:22,555 [door creaking] 1248 01:04:24,555 --> 01:04:26,425 Richard wanted me to tell you he was sorry. 1249 01:04:27,515 --> 01:04:29,215 - Can you get me my purse? 1250 01:04:30,125 --> 01:04:31,825 - Makeup isn't gonna help. 1251 01:04:32,695 --> 01:04:35,005 This is as good as your face is gonna look tonight. 1252 01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:37,045 [sighs] 1253 01:04:37,045 --> 01:04:39,095 - Can you just get me my purse? 1254 01:04:40,705 --> 01:04:42,135 - Of course. 1255 01:04:50,195 --> 01:04:52,455 ["Wonder Valley" by Travis and Big Ralph] 1256 01:04:53,975 --> 01:04:56,415 ♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪ 1257 01:04:56,415 --> 01:04:57,675 - For the nerves. 1258 01:05:00,765 --> 01:05:02,465 I don't know why she was standing there. 1259 01:05:02,465 --> 01:05:04,685 I mean, I feel bad, but it's not my fault. 1260 01:05:05,725 --> 01:05:07,035 What did she think was gonna happen? 1261 01:05:08,295 --> 01:05:09,735 I guess she wasn't thinking. 1262 01:05:09,735 --> 01:05:11,385 - Man, can you please just shut the fuck up? 1263 01:05:12,775 --> 01:05:15,525 - ♪ And I chased her ♪ - [thud] 1264 01:05:15,525 --> 01:05:18,435 - ♪ To the valley ♪ - ♪ Doo-doot doo-doot doo 1265 01:05:18,435 --> 01:05:24,005 ♪ Of our love And happiness ♪ 1266 01:05:24,005 --> 01:05:27,185 ♪ Now I'm stuck here ♪ 1267 01:05:27,185 --> 01:05:30,015 ♪ In a prison ♪ 1268 01:05:30,015 --> 01:05:32,185 ♪ For I killed-- ♪ 1269 01:05:33,195 --> 01:05:35,365 ["Flight by Midnight"] by Will Van De Crommert] 1270 01:05:53,515 --> 01:05:55,955 - "This is as good as your face is gonna look." 1271 01:05:57,645 --> 01:05:59,255 Fuck you. 1272 01:06:10,445 --> 01:06:12,275 [music stops] 1273 01:06:12,275 --> 01:06:14,015 - Here you go, Sam. Here's your purse. 1274 01:06:14,015 --> 01:06:15,275 Uh, Carrie. 1275 01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:17,235 [chuckles] Your name is Carrie. 1276 01:06:17,235 --> 01:06:18,975 Do yourself a favor, doll. Don't ever get old. 1277 01:06:25,985 --> 01:06:27,415 [door closes] 1278 01:06:43,475 --> 01:06:46,655 - My new best friend, soul sister Liz. 1279 01:06:46,655 --> 01:06:49,705 - Say hi, Liz. - Hi, Liz. 1280 01:06:49,705 --> 01:06:52,315 - RICHARD: Stop that shit. Turn that shit off. 1281 01:06:52,315 --> 01:06:54,535 - LIZ: Richard, relax. It is just a phone. 1282 01:06:54,535 --> 01:06:56,625 [door creaking] 1283 01:06:59,365 --> 01:07:02,715 By the way, I love your scarf. 1284 01:07:02,715 --> 01:07:04,715 - They were here. - [door creaks] 1285 01:07:08,115 --> 01:07:09,985 - I'm not supposed to say. 1286 01:07:11,855 --> 01:07:13,425 - What happened? 1287 01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:18,735 - Richard told me to keep my mouth shut. 1288 01:07:22,775 --> 01:07:24,955 - Why are you afraid of Richard? What did he do? 1289 01:07:27,215 --> 01:07:28,745 Are you in danger? 1290 01:07:30,355 --> 01:07:32,485 [laughing] 1291 01:07:40,925 --> 01:07:44,455 - No, sweetie. Just you. 1292 01:07:46,065 --> 01:07:48,545 [fighting sounds] 1293 01:08:05,345 --> 01:08:07,215 [screaming] 1294 01:08:09,735 --> 01:08:11,085 [screams] 1295 01:08:16,265 --> 01:08:18,135 [sound mutes] 1296 01:08:20,225 --> 01:08:21,835 ["Wonder Valley" resumes] ♪ Ooh wah, ooh wah 1297 01:08:22,225 --> 01:08:24,365 ♪ Ooh wah, ooh wah ♪ 1298 01:08:25,105 --> 01:08:27,665 ♪ Ooh wah, ooh wah 1299 01:08:28,195 --> 01:08:29,235 - Ricky, we're leaving. 1300 01:08:29,235 --> 01:08:30,975 - You're not going anywhere. 1301 01:08:30,975 --> 01:08:33,895 - Oh, my God! - Don't come any closer. Liz! 1302 01:08:33,895 --> 01:08:35,855 You don't wanna miss this. 1303 01:08:35,855 --> 01:08:38,375 - Why are you doing this? - We wanted a challenge. 1304 01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:40,895 We wanted to stretch ourselves. Liz! 1305 01:08:40,895 --> 01:08:42,815 - What did you do to our friends? 1306 01:08:42,815 --> 01:08:44,645 - Sam and Dwayne? 1307 01:08:44,645 --> 01:08:47,345 We had a lovely little time acting out a little play 1308 01:08:47,345 --> 01:08:50,125 I call Gut the Guests. Liz! 1309 01:08:50,125 --> 01:08:52,215 - This isn't a play. 1310 01:08:52,215 --> 01:08:53,565 - I could never tell. 1311 01:08:54,435 --> 01:08:57,355 - ♪ Now I'm stuck here ♪ - No! 1312 01:08:57,355 --> 01:09:00,175 - ♪ In a prison ♪ - No! 1313 01:09:00,175 --> 01:09:03,225 ♪ For I killed ♪ 1314 01:09:03,225 --> 01:09:05,095 ♪ The one I love the best ♪ 1315 01:09:06,795 --> 01:09:08,145 - Any more theories? 1316 01:09:09,235 --> 01:09:10,975 - Well, who called 911? 1317 01:09:12,235 --> 01:09:13,805 - Right. What happened to the survivor? 1318 01:09:13,805 --> 01:09:16,155 ♪ In the valley ♪ 1319 01:09:16,155 --> 01:09:19,245 ♪ For the girl ♪ 1320 01:09:19,245 --> 01:09:22,465 - ♪ I love the best ♪ - [grunts] 1321 01:09:22,465 --> 01:09:25,165 ♪ And I chased her ♪ 1322 01:09:25,165 --> 01:09:28,335 ♪ To the valley ♪ 1323 01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:30,815 ♪ Of our love ♪ 1324 01:09:30,815 --> 01:09:33,255 ♪ And happiness ♪ 1325 01:09:34,565 --> 01:09:36,785 - Listen, Elizabeth died a thousand times. 1326 01:09:37,565 --> 01:09:40,215 Ophelia, Lady MacBeth, 1327 01:09:40,215 --> 01:09:41,565 Juliet. 1328 01:09:41,565 --> 01:09:45,575 I wish I could've seen her final demise. 1329 01:09:45,575 --> 01:09:48,485 - I admit it was satisfying. 1330 01:09:48,485 --> 01:09:50,495 - Well, you're gonna enjoy putting that blade into me. 1331 01:09:50,495 --> 01:09:52,145 - I'm not gonna kill you, Richard. 1332 01:09:52,145 --> 01:09:54,625 - But you should. - Why? 1333 01:09:54,625 --> 01:09:55,975 Because you're the bad guy? 1334 01:09:55,975 --> 01:09:58,975 - No, because you are. 1335 01:09:58,975 --> 01:10:01,195 ♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪ 1336 01:10:01,805 --> 01:10:04,155 ♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪ 1337 01:10:04,675 --> 01:10:07,205 ♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪ 1338 01:10:07,855 --> 01:10:10,465 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh♪♪ 1339 01:10:28,785 --> 01:10:30,485 [grunting in pain] 1340 01:10:34,575 --> 01:10:36,055 - Oh, come on. 1341 01:10:38,055 --> 01:10:40,105 Hello. I'm at the house on Albee Road. 1342 01:10:40,105 --> 01:10:41,545 Hello. Can you hear me? 1343 01:10:42,285 --> 01:10:43,635 They're all dead. 1344 01:10:44,635 --> 01:10:46,245 They're all dead. I killed-- 1345 01:10:47,465 --> 01:10:49,025 They're all dead! 1346 01:10:51,945 --> 01:10:54,945 [sobbing] 1347 01:10:54,945 --> 01:10:56,775 [handle rattling] 1348 01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:02,085 [yelling] 1349 01:11:02,305 --> 01:11:03,785 Fuck! 1350 01:11:06,475 --> 01:11:08,525 [sobbing] 1351 01:11:14,095 --> 01:11:15,405 Fuck! 1352 01:11:20,585 --> 01:11:22,755 [gasping] 1353 01:11:55,655 --> 01:11:57,485 [grunts in pain] 1354 01:12:04,755 --> 01:12:06,015 Ricky. 1355 01:12:06,015 --> 01:12:07,275 Oh, my God. 1356 01:12:10,765 --> 01:12:13,765 We should've left. It's all my fault. 1357 01:12:13,765 --> 01:12:15,285 I have to go get help. 1358 01:12:16,075 --> 01:12:18,375 [light creaking] 1359 01:12:23,425 --> 01:12:25,345 [music starts] ♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪ 1360 01:12:26,085 --> 01:12:28,385 ♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪ 1361 01:12:29,085 --> 01:12:31,345 ♪ Ooh-wah, ooh-wah ♪ 1362 01:12:31,915 --> 01:12:33,785 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1363 01:12:33,785 --> 01:12:40,535 ♪ Oh, I wandered In the valley ♪ 1364 01:12:40,535 --> 01:12:45,405 ♪ Of the girl I loved the best♪♪ 1365 01:13:02,375 --> 01:13:03,815 [door closes] 1366 01:13:09,345 --> 01:13:11,735 [dramatic music plays] 1367 01:13:13,915 --> 01:13:17,005 - Goddamn it. Where is this fucking house? 1368 01:13:17,005 --> 01:13:18,045 - I thought you knew. 1369 01:13:18,045 --> 01:13:20,655 - No! Please! 1370 01:13:20,655 --> 01:13:22,185 - I thought they were just dry humpers. 1371 01:13:22,185 --> 01:13:24,965 - You know what? This is a 911 call, okay? 1372 01:13:24,965 --> 01:13:28,095 - So this could be a matter of life or death. 1373 01:13:28,095 --> 01:13:29,705 - [drink can pops open] - The fuck is that? 1374 01:13:30,585 --> 01:13:31,795 - Please! 1375 01:13:33,015 --> 01:13:34,105 No! 1376 01:13:38,195 --> 01:13:40,545 - What the fuck is that? - Help! 1377 01:13:40,545 --> 01:13:42,985 - It's a cry for help or a desperate coping mechanism. 1378 01:13:44,375 --> 01:13:45,945 Okay, here come the party police. 1379 01:13:45,945 --> 01:13:48,775 - [siren blaring] - Give this to me. 1380 01:13:48,775 --> 01:13:50,295 - Please! - Jesus! 1381 01:13:51,775 --> 01:13:53,255 - Goddamn it. 1382 01:13:55,435 --> 01:13:56,605 - No! 1383 01:13:58,525 --> 01:13:59,955 [flesh squishes] 1384 01:13:59,955 --> 01:14:02,085 [siren fading] 1385 01:14:25,635 --> 01:14:27,895 [toilet flushes] 1386 01:14:44,655 --> 01:14:46,355 - So the gal's in the bathroom, 1387 01:14:46,355 --> 01:14:48,305 they were fighting over this guy. 1388 01:14:48,305 --> 01:14:49,835 - Is that your professional opinion? 1389 01:14:50,795 --> 01:14:52,005 - BOBBY: It's a joke. 1390 01:14:54,145 --> 01:14:56,275 - Isn't it more likely the murderer escaped? 1391 01:14:57,755 --> 01:15:00,755 - Yep. You're probably right. You're always right. 1392 01:15:03,765 --> 01:15:05,025 - You okay? 1393 01:15:05,025 --> 01:15:07,545 - [sighs] Why don't you come by tomorrow 1394 01:15:07,545 --> 01:15:08,935 and sign the papers? 1395 01:15:10,545 --> 01:15:11,815 - Thank you. 1396 01:15:14,075 --> 01:15:16,515 - Also, you know, you could do a lot worse than Charlie. 1397 01:15:28,785 --> 01:15:29,875 - Violence! 1398 01:15:29,875 --> 01:15:31,395 [gunshot] 1399 01:15:32,045 --> 01:15:33,525 [grunts] 1400 01:15:49,245 --> 01:15:50,765 - Liz. - [groans] 1401 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:53,725 - It'll be okay. 1402 01:15:56,075 --> 01:15:57,905 - Maybe not this time. 1403 01:15:59,595 --> 01:16:01,255 - Did you enjoy yourself? 1404 01:16:03,955 --> 01:16:05,475 - I really did. 1405 01:16:06,955 --> 01:16:09,305 - We'll do it again next year. 1406 01:16:10,085 --> 01:16:11,825 [Liz grunts] 1407 01:16:13,695 --> 01:16:15,875 - Maybe... the mountains. 1408 01:16:17,265 --> 01:16:20,225 - The cabin overlooking the lake. 1409 01:16:20,225 --> 01:16:22,225 - That would be nice. 1410 01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:29,845 [Liz groans] 1411 01:16:34,805 --> 01:16:36,375 [sniffles] 1412 01:16:41,555 --> 01:16:43,815 ["What We Do" by Zeke Duhon] 1413 01:16:45,335 --> 01:16:49,345 ♪ When it can go to it ♪ 1414 01:16:49,345 --> 01:16:51,655 ♪ I never heard ♪ 1415 01:16:51,655 --> 01:16:53,825 ♪ The sound of it ♪ 1416 01:16:53,825 --> 01:16:55,955 ♪ Grave mistake ♪ 1417 01:16:55,955 --> 01:16:59,315 ♪ A gentle, patient lover ♪ 1418 01:17:02,405 --> 01:17:06,795 ♪ Both eyes ahead of us ♪ 1419 01:17:06,795 --> 01:17:08,845 ♪ We won't know ♪ 1420 01:17:08,845 --> 01:17:11,015 ♪ What's left of us ♪ 1421 01:17:11,015 --> 01:17:13,105 ♪ This is one bet ♪ 1422 01:17:13,105 --> 01:17:16,505 ♪ I would not trust on winning ♪ 1423 01:17:18,545 --> 01:17:22,635 ♪ What you do is up to you ♪ 1424 01:17:22,635 --> 01:17:24,775 ♪ If it were me ♪ 1425 01:17:24,775 --> 01:17:27,165 ♪ I would just leave ♪ 1426 01:17:27,165 --> 01:17:31,035 ♪ What you do Is up to you ♪ 1427 01:17:36,785 --> 01:17:40,835 ♪ Doubtfully embrace and pray♪♪ 1428 01:17:40,835 --> 01:17:43,095 [music fades] 1429 01:18:02,545 --> 01:18:04,855 [children shouting in distance] 1430 01:18:10,425 --> 01:18:12,165 [woman crying] 1431 01:18:12,165 --> 01:18:14,125 [baby crying] 1432 01:18:16,215 --> 01:18:17,515 [gunshot] 1433 01:18:17,515 --> 01:18:19,525 - [bird cawing] - [wings flutter] 1434 01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:24,135 [woman vocalizing] 1435 01:18:33,795 --> 01:18:36,325 ["Valley" by Teen Mortgage] 1436 01:22:47,395 --> 01:22:49,615 [music fades]